the fireman came home from work and said to his better half
"We have a really great system at the fire station.
When a bell rings we all put on our jackets
When the bell rings again, we all slide down the pole
third bell rings,and we jump on the truck,ready to go.
Now Honey,I think we should put that system to work here in our home.
So from now on when I say bell one,you strip naked
When I say bell two,you jump in bed,And bell three ,we get down to business!"
his better half thought it sounded strange,but it sounded kinda kinky,so she agreed
Next day he came home and yelled " bell one!"
His wife stripped naked
"bell two'
She jumped in bed
"Bell three'
they got down to business
After a minute,his wife yelled "bell four"
The fireman asked"What the hell is bell four?"
She said"Roll out more hose,you aren't even close to the fire"
MAKE IT A CLEAN JOKE ..My 15 year old also looks at this site...
badbobby wrote:
bout as clean as I get
only had one bad word
Well...roll out more hose or get closer to the fire. Fire fighters are on the scene when things get hot.
Toolspp wrote:
MAKE IT A CLEAN JOKE ..My 15 year old also looks at this site...
Hey tool, maybe you should limit the 15 year old to the main section where there is mostly fishing conversations. This is the chit chat section.
Your 15 year old is probably way more savvy than you think. Just sayin.
14 teen year old grandson has worse when I can catch him telling jokes.
badbobby wrote:
the fireman came home from work and said to his better half
"We have a really great system at the fire station.
When a bell rings we all put on our jackets
When the bell rings again, we all slide down the pole
third bell rings,and we jump on the truck,ready to go.
Now Honey,I think we should put that system to work here in our home.
So from now on when I say bell one,you strip naked
When I say bell two,you jump in bed,And bell three ,we get down to business!"
his better half thought it sounded strange,but it sounded kinda kinky,so she agreed
Next day he came home and yelled " bell one!"
His wife stripped naked
"bell two'
She jumped in bed
"Bell three'
they got down to business
After a minute,his wife yelled "bell four"
The fireman asked"What the hell is bell four?"
She said"Roll out more hose,you aren't even close to the fire"
the fireman came home from work and said to his be... (
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Hope he didn't have a peg leg.
That reminds me of a court case I was a juror on. One legged guy was suing his boss for a tripping over a curb in the company parking lot while reading the paper and a car ran him over crushing his leg from the knee down. The judge threw it.
Yea the guy didn't have a leg to stand on.
Toolspp wrote:
MAKE IT A CLEAN JOKE ..My 15 year old also looks at this site...
I truly hope that is the worst he sees on the net or even hears at school, or someone passing by.
If he reads the Divorce Agreement pages we will not that young man until ?
Or worse yet the chronicles of the fake fishing.
Confession booth will be booked for quite some time.
plumbob wrote:
That reminds me of a court case I was a juror on. One legged guy was suing his boss for a tripping over a curb in the company parking lot while reading the paper and a car ran him over crushing his leg from the knee down. The judge threw it.
Yea the guy didn't have a leg to stand on.
Sounds like they had him stumped.
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