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Nov 13, 2019 10:04:15   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
My whole life I've been a three steps forward ten steps back kinda guy so being that far back I would need to look for Ilene's sister......I da ho.

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Nov 13, 2019 10:07:20   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
My whole life I've been a three steps forward ten steps back kinda guy so being that far back I would need to look for Ilene's sister......I da ho.


That would make you a business Owner or customer.?

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Nov 13, 2019 10:10:39   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Too broke to own anything anymore so I would be at the door looking for handouts.

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Nov 13, 2019 10:11:00   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Your 15 year old is probably way more savvy than you think. Just sayin.


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Nov 13, 2019 11:42:24   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
man ya,ll are on a roll

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Nov 13, 2019 11:45:20   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Gordon wrote:
man ya,ll are on a roll


Round and downhill.

easypeasy

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Nov 13, 2019 11:49:43   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Gordon wrote:
man ya,ll are on a roll
Just shedding the moss Gordon.

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Nov 13, 2019 22:51:40   #
Ron 01
 
badbobby wrote:
the fireman came home from work and said to his better half
"We have a really great system at the fire station.
When a bell rings we all put on our jackets
When the bell rings again, we all slide down the pole
third bell rings,and we jump on the truck,ready to go.
Now Honey,I think we should put that system to work here in our home.
So from now on when I say bell one,you strip naked
When I say bell two,you jump in bed,And bell three ,we get down to business!"

his better half thought it sounded strange,but it sounded kinda kinky,so she agreed
Next day he came home and yelled " bell one!"
His wife stripped naked
"bell two'
She jumped in bed
"Bell three'
they got down to business
After a minute,his wife yelled "bell four"
The fireman asked"What the hell is bell four?"
She said"Roll out more hose,you aren't even close to the fire"
the fireman came home from work and said to his be... (show quote)


Well I am 86 and have requested most of my friends to only send jokes that I can repeat in Bible Class. I fish on other days of the week, but do like to make a funny once in a while in class.

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Nov 14, 2019 08:07:38   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Well Ron I guess you are limited what you can take from here. But its all in good taste, just matters what one wants to taste. Welcome to the site.

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Nov 14, 2019 08:13:45   #
Ron 01
 
The biggest problem of the not so nice jokes is that they stick in my mind longer than the clean ones - Satan works in mysterious ways. I guess I could just not read the Base comments.

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Nov 14, 2019 08:21:43   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
So true, best bet would be to stay on the main section of the forum that's for all fishing topics and probably a clean joke now and then.

The chit chat section can get off topic real quick and venture to unknowns even faster. Either brush them off if you read them or have a good laugh. Options are good here.

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Nov 14, 2019 08:23:38   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Ron 01 wrote:
The biggest problem of the not so nice jokes is that they stick in my mind longer than the clean ones - Satan works in mysterious ways. I guess I could just not read the Base comments.


Amen.

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Nov 14, 2019 08:53:38   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
If I may, the jokes here that I have seen, even though a bit suggestive at times only afford us the opportunity to laugh at our humanity. None of us is perfect but we are all human. God made us that way. It is His sense of humor that put us here to begin with. I have never seen anything here that denigrates anyone nor has anything been offered that could be considered gross. That stuff is reserved for the news channels and the halls of government. So, PLEASE, everyone, enjoy the beauty that the gift of this day is. Enjoy the beauty that God created when He created you. Laugh at ourselves and the enemy will flee and we can catch more fish.

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Nov 14, 2019 09:06:02   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
If I may, the jokes here that I have seen, even though a bit suggestive at times only afford us the opportunity to laugh at our humanity. None of us is perfect but we are all human. God made us that way. It is His sense of humor that put us here to begin with. I have never seen anything here that denigrates anyone nor has anything been offered that could be considered gross. That stuff is reserved for the news channels and the halls of government. So, PLEASE, everyone, enjoy the beauty that the gift of this day is. Enjoy the beauty that God created when He created you. Laugh at ourselves and the enemy will flee and we can catch more fish.
If I may, the jokes here that I have seen, even th... (show quote)


Amen.

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