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there was a fireman
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Nov 12, 2019 12:46:58   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
the fireman came home from work and said to his better half
"We have a really great system at the fire station.
When a bell rings we all put on our jackets
When the bell rings again, we all slide down the pole
third bell rings,and we jump on the truck,ready to go.
Now Honey,I think we should put that system to work here in our home.
So from now on when I say bell one,you strip naked
When I say bell two,you jump in bed,And bell three ,we get down to business!"

his better half thought it sounded strange,but it sounded kinda kinky,so she agreed
Next day he came home and yelled " bell one!"
His wife stripped naked
"bell two'
She jumped in bed
"Bell three'
they got down to business
After a minute,his wife yelled "bell four"
The fireman asked"What the hell is bell four?"
She said"Roll out more hose,you aren't even close to the fire"



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Nov 12, 2019 12:54:28   #
Toolspp Loc: Alabama
 
MAKE IT A CLEAN JOKE ..My 15 year old also looks at this site...

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Nov 12, 2019 13:20:20   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Toolspp wrote:
MAKE IT A CLEAN JOKE ..My 15 year old also looks at this site...


bout as clean as I get
only had one bad word

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Nov 12, 2019 14:47:19   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
badbobby wrote:
bout as clean as I get
only had one bad word


Well...roll out more hose or get closer to the fire. Fire fighters are on the scene when things get hot.

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Nov 12, 2019 14:49:34   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Toolspp wrote:
MAKE IT A CLEAN JOKE ..My 15 year old also looks at this site...


Hey tool, maybe you should limit the 15 year old to the main section where there is mostly fishing conversations. This is the chit chat section.

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Nov 12, 2019 14:52:00   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Your 15 year old is probably way more savvy than you think. Just sayin.

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Nov 12, 2019 15:08:47   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
14 teen year old grandson has worse when I can catch him telling jokes.

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Nov 12, 2019 15:09:25   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
the fireman came home from work and said to his better half
"We have a really great system at the fire station.
When a bell rings we all put on our jackets
When the bell rings again, we all slide down the pole
third bell rings,and we jump on the truck,ready to go.
Now Honey,I think we should put that system to work here in our home.
So from now on when I say bell one,you strip naked
When I say bell two,you jump in bed,And bell three ,we get down to business!"

his better half thought it sounded strange,but it sounded kinda kinky,so she agreed
Next day he came home and yelled " bell one!"
His wife stripped naked
"bell two'
She jumped in bed
"Bell three'
they got down to business
After a minute,his wife yelled "bell four"
The fireman asked"What the hell is bell four?"
She said"Roll out more hose,you aren't even close to the fire"
the fireman came home from work and said to his be... (show quote)


Hope he didn't have a peg leg.

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Nov 12, 2019 15:14:58   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
That reminds me of a court case I was a juror on. One legged guy was suing his boss for a tripping over a curb in the company parking lot while reading the paper and a car ran him over crushing his leg from the knee down. The judge threw it.

Yea the guy didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Nov 12, 2019 15:15:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
That reminds me of a court case I was a juror on. One legged guy was suing his boss for a tripping over a curb in the company parking lot while reading the paper and a car ran him over crushing his leg from the knee down. The judge threw it.

Yea the guy didn't have a leg to stand on.


LOL

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Nov 12, 2019 15:27:53   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Toolspp wrote:
MAKE IT A CLEAN JOKE ..My 15 year old also looks at this site...


I truly hope that is the worst he sees on the net or even hears at school, or someone passing by.

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Nov 12, 2019 15:50:46   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
If he reads the Divorce Agreement pages we will not that young man until ?

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Nov 12, 2019 15:59:01   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Or worse yet the chronicles of the fake fishing.

Confession booth will be booked for quite some time.

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Nov 12, 2019 16:07:21   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
plumbob wrote:
That reminds me of a court case I was a juror on. One legged guy was suing his boss for a tripping over a curb in the company parking lot while reading the paper and a car ran him over crushing his leg from the knee down. The judge threw it.

Yea the guy didn't have a leg to stand on.


Sounds like they had him stumped.

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Nov 12, 2019 16:10:30   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Smokypig wrote:
Sounds like they had him stumped.


Just cut him short

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