Hillary won't either ! Tough sh*t !

An ugly middle-aged woman walks into a bar in D.C. waving a pistol around - she stops in the middle
of the bar and hollers out -

"This is a Colt .45 semi-automatic pistol, which carries 10 rounds in
the clip and another in the chamber, and I'm looking for the woman who slept with my husband !

Another female voice from the
back of the bar hollers back at her -
"You're gonna need a lot more
ammo than that, Hillary !"

Hillary won't either ! Tough sh*t !

An ugly middle-aged woman walks into a bar in D.C. waving a pistol around - she stops in the middle
of the bar and hollers out -

"This is a Colt .45 semi-automatic pistol, which carries 10 rounds in
the clip and another in the chamber, and I'm looking for the woman who slept with my husband !

Another female voice from the
back of the bar hollers back at her -
"You're gonna need a lot more
ammo than that, Hillary !"

Four former Presidents (Reagan/
Ford/G.W. Bush/ Clinton) decide to
do a cross-country charity tour ! As they're driving through Kansas, a sudden twister picks up their limo
and drops them in Oz (where
else ?) ! After a little wandering to
get their bearings, they are brought
to the Wizard who then pulls them aside individually to ask how he can help - G.W. says he needs a heart, as his has been bothering him lately, so the Wizard grants his wish !

Mr. Ford is then pulled aside and asked the same question - he says
he gets severe headaches and would like a new brain, so his wish is also granted !

Reagan is then approached and
asks for a little more courage, and also gets his wish (hence the
"missed me" comment when the balloon burst during his speech) !

Lastly, the Wizard approaches
Clinton and asks him what he
might wish for - he hems and
haws, paws the dirt with his
foot, then looks up with a
sheepish grin and asks the
Wizard - "Is Dorothy here ?"