P**********l Tour
Mar 25, 2022 14:03:55 #
Four former Presidents (Reagan/
Ford/G.W. Bush/ Clinton) decide to
do a cross-country charity tour ! As they're driving through Kansas, a sudden twister picks up their limo
and drops them in Oz (where
else ?) ! After a little wandering to
get their bearings, they are brought
to the Wizard who then pulls them aside individually to ask how he can help - G.W. says he needs a heart, as his has been bothering him lately, so the Wizard grants his wish !
Mr. Ford is then pulled aside and asked the same question - he says
he gets severe headaches and would like a new brain, so his wish is also granted !
Reagan is then approached and
asks for a little more courage, and also gets his wish (hence the
"missed me" comment when the balloon burst during his speech) !
Lastly, the Wizard approaches
Clinton and asks him what he
might wish for - he hems and
haws, paws the dirt with his
foot, then looks up with a
sheepish grin and asks the
Wizard - "Is Dorothy here ?"
Ford/G.W. Bush/ Clinton) decide to
do a cross-country charity tour ! As they're driving through Kansas, a sudden twister picks up their limo
and drops them in Oz (where
else ?) ! After a little wandering to
get their bearings, they are brought
to the Wizard who then pulls them aside individually to ask how he can help - G.W. says he needs a heart, as his has been bothering him lately, so the Wizard grants his wish !
Mr. Ford is then pulled aside and asked the same question - he says
he gets severe headaches and would like a new brain, so his wish is also granted !
Reagan is then approached and
asks for a little more courage, and also gets his wish (hence the
"missed me" comment when the balloon burst during his speech) !
Lastly, the Wizard approaches
Clinton and asks him what he
might wish for - he hems and
haws, paws the dirt with his
foot, then looks up with a
sheepish grin and asks the
Wizard - "Is Dorothy here ?"
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Mar 25, 2022 14:49:28 #
Thanks, guys ! As Jimmy Durante
used to say - "I've got a million
of 'em - a million of 'em !
Hot-cha-cha-cha-cha !"
used to say - "I've got a million
of 'em - a million of 'em !
Hot-cha-cha-cha-cha !"
Mar 25, 2022 14:59:14 #
Big A wrote:
Thanks, guys ! As Jimmy Durante
used to say - "I've got a million
of 'em - a million of 'em !
Hot-cha-cha-cha-cha !"
used to say - "I've got a million
of 'em - a million of 'em !
Hot-cha-cha-cha-cha !"
So where was Biden during this?
Mar 25, 2022 15:15:04 #
Mar 25, 2022 15:20:55 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
Huntm22 wrote:
So where was Biden during this?
Biden forgot when they were leaving.
Mar 25, 2022 15:37:13 #
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Mar 25, 2022 19:34:25 #
Huntm22 wrote:
So where was Biden during this?
He was the hot air providing the twister.
Mar 25, 2022 19:35:20 #
Big A wrote:
Four former Presidents (Reagan/ br Ford/G.W. Bush/... (show quote)
Monica isn't going to like this one Big A.
Mar 25, 2022 20:33:41 #
plumbob wrote:
Monica isn't going to like this one Big A.
Hillary won't either ! Tough sh*t !
An ugly middle-aged woman walks into a bar in D.C. waving a pistol around - she stops in the middle
of the bar and hollers out -
"This is a Colt .45 semi-automatic pistol, which carries 10 rounds in
the clip and another in the chamber, and I'm looking for the woman who slept with my husband !
Another female voice from the
back of the bar hollers back at her -
"You're gonna need a lot more
ammo than that, Hillary !"
Mar 25, 2022 21:33:23 #
Mar 25, 2022 21:35:13 #
Huntm22 wrote:
So where was Biden during this?
He was busy with “that thing”.
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