Larry M wrote:
Off subject here but you reminded me of a joke. The old radio shows from the 40’s.
One of the private eye guys would always narrate the action that was happening.
“There was a knock on the door, I walk over to the door and opened it. There was a dame standing there with a pair of 38’s pointed at me. She also had a gun.”
That sounds like Calvin, AKA "Tracer Bullet".
...I keep two magnums in my desk. One's a gun and I keep it loaded.
The other's a bottle, and it keeps me loaded.