ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 38 now, 49 later. I guess the big snow is going to miss us this weekend. Just a sloppy, rain, snow mix.
A senior citizen couple had driven 11 hours heading for sunny California. They were exhausted and stopped at a luxury hotel in Vegas to sleep before finishing the drive the following day.
They woke up early and went to the front desk to check out. They were stunned when the charge for one night was $350.00. They demanded to see the manager. "That's our standard rate, the manager said. We have a great pool, spa, health club, Vegas shows and clubs."
"But we didn't use any of that," the husband replied. But you could have," the manager said. The wife eventually wrote a check to pay the rate but the manager noticed it was made out for $50.00.
"The bill is $350," the manager said. Your check is for only $50.00. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," the wife said.
"I never slept with you," the manager said. "But you could have," the wife said.
Don't mess with seniors. Have a good day clones and assorted ding songs.
G-mornin knuckleheads. 38 now, 49 later. I guess t... (
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Good to have you back G. Now I know how Bug n I can have an affordable vacation 🤣🤣. Have a good day 👍👍brother