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Jan 14, 2022 04:40:11   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
G-mornin knuckleheads. 38 now, 49 later. I guess the big snow is going to miss us this weekend. Just a sloppy, rain, snow mix.

A senior citizen couple had driven 11 hours heading for sunny California. They were exhausted and stopped at a luxury hotel in Vegas to sleep before finishing the drive the following day.

They woke up early and went to the front desk to check out. They were stunned when the charge for one night was $350.00. They demanded to see the manager. "That's our standard rate, the manager said. We have a great pool, spa, health club, Vegas shows and clubs."

"But we didn't use any of that," the husband replied. But you could have," the manager said. The wife eventually wrote a check to pay the rate but the manager noticed it was made out for $50.00.

"The bill is $350," the manager said. Your check is for only $50.00. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," the wife said.
"I never slept with you," the manager said. "But you could have," the wife said.

Don't mess with seniors. Have a good day clones and assorted ding songs.

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Jan 14, 2022 05:34:03   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Mornin G and all. Good laugh for a Friday G-man!!

Yall have a great day!

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Jan 14, 2022 05:52:44   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 38 now, 49 later. I guess the big snow is going to miss us this weekend. Just a sloppy, rain, snow mix.

A senior citizen couple had driven 11 hours heading for sunny California. They were exhausted and stopped at a luxury hotel in Vegas to sleep before finishing the drive the following day.

They woke up early and went to the front desk to check out. They were stunned when the charge for one night was $350.00. They demanded to see the manager. "That's our standard rate, the manager said. We have a great pool, spa, health club, Vegas shows and clubs."

"But we didn't use any of that," the husband replied. But you could have," the manager said. The wife eventually wrote a check to pay the rate but the manager noticed it was made out for $50.00.

"The bill is $350," the manager said. Your check is for only $50.00. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," the wife said.
"I never slept with you," the manager said. "But you could have," the wife said.

Don't mess with seniors. Have a good day clones and assorted ding songs.
G-mornin knuckleheads. 38 now, 49 later. I guess t... (show quote)



Don't you have anything else for us ? Just askin' .

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Jan 14, 2022 06:04:43   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
nutz4fish wrote:
Don't you have anything else for us ? Just askin' .


You didn't like that joke? Try this one
Why aren't koalas real bears? They don't meet the koalaquifications.

Best I have in my current condition.

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Jan 14, 2022 06:18:22   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Good morning Greg, Doug Maxx, and everyone. Wierd morning, 34°and cloudy here, going up to 39°later, as this storm is going around us. Frigid tomorrow, crap storm Sunday into Monday.
Joke was fine for me, hope you feel better Greg.
TGIF!!!

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Jan 14, 2022 06:30:54   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Mornin Greg, 27 and holding, here. Watch the radar my friend as there is a system dropping out of Canada, heading your way. Not sure how the Jet Stream is going to influence this one, but those out of Saskatoba can be generous with the white stuff. Looks like our friends in MN will be getting is shortly and in waves through the day.

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Jan 14, 2022 06:34:05   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
Morning g,Doug,nutz,Fred & everyone!! 28 here now,crazy weather this weekend, cold,wind,snow ice & rain
Be safe those that must travel
Have a great day!!

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Jan 14, 2022 06:35:20   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
morning John😀

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Jan 14, 2022 06:39:16   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Good morning fish eaters and non fish eaters. Balmy 33* on this side of the hill.

Headed to the grocery store to get my milk, bread and Tp before the weekend event. Going to rain for sure since i will do that.

Have a great day everyone.

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Jan 14, 2022 06:57:14   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
plumbob wrote:
Good morning fish eaters and non fish eaters. Balmy 33* on this side of the hill.

Headed to the grocery store to get my milk, bread and Tp before the weekend event. Going to rain for sure since i will do that.

Have a great day everyone.


Good morning all, headed down to the Eastern shore of Maryland for some duck hunting today with the kids, their buddies and dad. Supposed to be cold and crappy weather, just like I pick the slow line in the bank.

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Jan 14, 2022 07:25:36   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Morning everyone. 37 here currently and going down from there. Foggy here this morning after the rain last night. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see what Sunday brings Hope everyone stays safe out there today

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Jan 14, 2022 07:26:18   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
bknecht wrote:
Good morning all, headed down to the Eastern shore of Maryland for some duck hunting today with the kids, their buddies and dad. Supposed to be cold and crappy weather, just like I pick the slow line in the bank.


Good luck Brad, shoot straight!

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Jan 14, 2022 07:29:58   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Fredfish wrote:
Good luck Brad, shoot straight!


Thanks Fred, good morning buddy.

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Jan 14, 2022 07:38:43   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
Good morning everyone 33 high 35 snow reduced to 1in probably get the 6 now

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Jan 14, 2022 07:57:00   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Well right now it's 37* and sunny in Delaware. Going up to 45 then down to 15. If the yoyo string doesn't snap well go to snow Sunday and rain Monday. Everybody just look out the window. It's the only real way to know. Just be careful out there. Seems like the only people who stay home are the ones who know how to drive.

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