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Sep 4, 2021 08:52:36   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially. He needed a loan from the local bank in the worst way. He traveled to his bank to see his loan officer - Patty Wack.

Patty Wack talked to Randy and said "you need some collateral to get a loan." Randy said, "all I have is this little decorative elephant. Patty Wack looked at it and said she needed to talk to the bank president.

"Randy the frog wants a loan but all he is this little elephant," she told the bank president. The bank president replied, "That's a nick knack Miss Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially... (show quote)
I saw it coming and still laughed at it. You haven't lost your touch g........I went to open a can of beans last night but my can opener is broken. Does that make it a can't opener???

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Sep 4, 2021 09:41:16   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Graywulff wrote:
I saw it coming and still laughed at it. You haven't lost your touch g........I went to open a can of beans last night but my can opener is broken. Does that make it a can't opener???


I would say it resembles that remark.

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Sep 4, 2021 14:41:12   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially. He needed a loan from the local bank in the worst way. He traveled to his bank to see his loan officer - Patty Wack.

Patty Wack talked to Randy and said "you need some collateral to get a loan." Randy said, "all I have is this little decorative elephant. Patty Wack looked at it and said she needed to talk to the bank president.

"Randy the frog wants a loan but all he is this little elephant," she told the bank president. The bank president replied, "That's a nick knack Miss Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially... (show quote)


Ohhh ! Now THAT'S a groaner !

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Sep 4, 2021 15:49:03   #
Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Ain't that Jeremiah?
Was a good friend of mine.


Come on Spirit. Jeremiah was a Bull Frog. Lol lame but got this blog going. Still laughing about the coke piss and the painted BMW.

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Sep 5, 2021 15:58:06   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
[quote=I know one named Randy

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Sep 6, 2021 10:51:40   #
finschasers69 Loc: taylor co. w.v.
 
now thats funny that cracked me up L.O.L.

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