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Sep 3, 2021 08:50:25   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially. He needed a loan from the local bank in the worst way. He traveled to his bank to see his loan officer - Patty Wack.

Patty Wack talked to Randy and said "you need some collateral to get a loan." Randy said, "all I have is this little decorative elephant. Patty Wack looked at it and said she needed to talk to the bank president.

"Randy the frog wants a loan but all he is this little elephant," she told the bank president. The bank president replied, "That's a nick knack Miss Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."

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Sep 3, 2021 09:08:06   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially. He needed a loan from the local bank in the worst way. He traveled to his bank to see his loan officer - Patty Wack.

Patty Wack talked to Randy and said "you need some collateral to get a loan." Randy said, "all I have is this little decorative elephant. Patty Wack looked at it and said she needed to talk to the bank president.

"Randy the frog wants a loan but all he is this little elephant," she told the bank president. The bank president replied, "That's a nick knack Miss Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially... (show quote)



LOL

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Sep 3, 2021 09:53:58   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Ouch

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Sep 3, 2021 10:05:32   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Good for a Friday morning!😀😊

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Sep 3, 2021 10:20:46   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially. He needed a loan from the local bank in the worst way. He traveled to his bank to see his loan officer - Patty Wack.

Patty Wack talked to Randy and said "you need some collateral to get a loan." Randy said, "all I have is this little decorative elephant. Patty Wack looked at it and said she needed to talk to the bank president.

"Randy the frog wants a loan but all he is this little elephant," she told the bank president. The bank president replied, "That's a nick knack Miss Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."
Randy the frog was having a tough time financially... (show quote)


You’ve got it ALL WRONG !
It’s a decorative TOAD !
And I’M the elephant !! 🤣
Sheesh....!!! 🙄



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Sep 3, 2021 10:58:26   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Randyhartford wrote:
You’ve got it ALL WRONG !
It’s a decorative TOAD !
And I’M the elephant !! 🤣
Sheesh....!!! 🙄


No mention of an elephant named Randy.

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Sep 3, 2021 11:21:08   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
No mention of an elephant named Randy.


Yeah, I know and please DON’T mention it! Hohoho 🤭😂

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Sep 3, 2021 11:56:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Yeah, I know and please DON’T mention it! Hohoho 🤭😂


LOL

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Sep 3, 2021 13:49:32   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Lame but funny

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Sep 3, 2021 16:25:39   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
It’s a Knick nak Paddy Wack, give the Frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone!

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Sep 3, 2021 18:20:02   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Ne. fisherman wrote:
It’s a Knick nak Paddy Wack, give the Frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone!


Her name is Patty Wack in the joke. No rolling stone involved in the joke. Sheesh! I know a lame joke when I type it.

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Sep 3, 2021 18:25:16   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Her name is Patty Wack in the joke. No rolling stone involved in the joke. Sheesh! I know a lame joke when I type it.


No doubt about that.

LOL

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Sep 3, 2021 18:27:03   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
EasternOZ wrote:
No doubt about that.

LOL


Thanks Oz. I knew you would back me up.

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Sep 3, 2021 18:35:48   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Thanks Oz. I knew you would back me up.


How ever many long answers it takes.

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Sep 3, 2021 23:39:45   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Randyhartford wrote:
You’ve got it ALL WRONG !
It’s a decorative TOAD !
And I’M the elephant !! 🤣
Sheesh....!!! 🙄

Ain't that Jeremiah?
Was a good friend of mine.

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