Guess it leaves me out. I would never prevaricate.
Come on, come on......don't wimp out, man up and tell some lies
Sinker Rig wrote:
Who is the most gifted, most talented, most genuis, biggest lying arse on the forum? I'm talking about fish tales........right now I'm maintaining a comfortable lead with weak challenges but am open to all competition
One day I was fishing and caught a really big fish. I couldn't get a picture of the fish because it was to big. So I went back 50 yards, still no luck. Then I went back 100 yards, but no dice. I still didn't get the fish in my camera. That's how frickin big it was.
Big TC wrote:
One day I was fishing and caught a really big fish. I couldn't get a picture of the fish because it was to big. So I went back 50 yards, still no luck. Then I went back 100 yards, but no dice. I still didn't get the fish in my camera. That's how frickin big it was.
Man that's a big fish and a big lie......nice
charlykilo wrote:
Guess it leaves me out. I would never prevaricate.
You know what out to pasture means? Yeah where there is a lot of BS. I smell it.
But then again he wants LIES.
My most recent fish lie: wife ragging me for mackerel fishing, says fish for good fish, so I see some buds with some nice gag grouper, had them take a pic with me holding their fish, sent the pics to the wife...she freaks out with excitement, get home with no fish, sorry baby but I wasn't up to cleaning any fish and I gave them away........and all hell breaks loose...still getting hammered for that
Was out with a few friends just before light, had a floating bait out. Could hear my reel running and picked the rod up and looked out the back, saw this enormous tail up in the air. Had hooked into a whale, had to break it off as the others said no way that's coming into the boat. I have 3 witnesses to that.
I was fishing on a friend’s pond in Salisaw Oklahoma and I caught a fish so big, it took
Two people to see it.
I caught a fish so big one time I figured nobody would believe me so I released it. It was a 300 pound crappie. True story.
I was wade fishing near the Brass Turtle Restaurant in Ingleside Texas. I was using piggy perch for bait. A nice speckled trout took the bait. I put him on my stringer that I had tied to my belt loop. Continued fishing. The speckled trout kept bumping my leg...or so I thought. Huge Great White Shark grabbed the trout, and pulled so hard and fast I flipped up on his back and rode the shark. Good thing I knew how to do this from my mechanical bull riding lessons at Gilley’s. Then when I couldn’t hold on any longer, we were both sucked up in a Sharknado! Barely escaped when some guy with a chainsaw started chasing us! No one in the restaurant survived the Sharknado so I’m the only one who made it alive! True story🙂
Forgot to include proof.
Big TC wrote:
One day I was fishing and caught a really big fish. I couldn't get a picture of the fish because it was to big. So I went back 50 yards, still no luck. Then I went back 100 yards, but no dice. I still didn't get the fish in my camera. That's how frickin big it was.
You left out 2 small details that would make this obviously true story all the more believable:
1) The camera had a 8mm fish-eye lens! For you non photographer thats a really really REALLY wide angle which at 100 yards would provide a horizontal field of view of about 270 degrees!
2) You caught it with a 40 year old 4'8" ultra lite Ugly-Stik with a Diawa Gold Series Mini Might spinning real spooled with 2lbs test mono!
There you go. Now who could doubt such believable account!
Waterdoglured wrote:
I was wade fishing near the Brass Turtle Restaurant in Ingleside Texas. I was using piggy perch for bait. A nice speckled trout took the bait. I put him on my stringer that I had tied to my belt loop. Continued fishing. The speckled trout kept bumping my leg...or so I thought. Huge Great White Shark grabbed the trout, and pulled so hard and fast I flipped up on his back and rode the shark. Good thing I knew how to do this from my mechanical bull riding lessons at Gilley’s. Then when I couldn’t hold on any longer, we were both sucked up in a Sharknado! Barely escaped when some guy with a chainsaw started chasing us! No one in the restaurant survived the Sharknado so I’m the only one who made it alive! True story🙂
I was wade fishing near the Brass Turtle Restauran... (
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and I only am escaped alone to tell thee
JoeT73
Loc: Punta Gorda Florida
Hey guys just want to say that you all are winners. Always love to hear fisherman tell tails
Tight lines.
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