joke for today
Jul 27, 2021 17:57:48 #
Been trying to add pics of the 4 bluegill I caught and released this morning, was taking pic of 1 and the other rod got hit, all around 8 inch
Jul 27, 2021 22:45:29 #
Pardon Me, is that Nookie Green?
It seemed that all of a sudden, the priests in this particular parish were finding all most all their single men and a number of married men were coming to confession more often, and were all confessing to having a sexual liaison with a new arrival in town. Finally upon further inquiry, it was all due to a new arrival in their town of a young lady by the name of Nookie Green.
After a week or two, that was as if it were an epidemic. The next Sunday morning during mass, the priest who was leading the 10:00 AM service happened to notice a young woman who seated herself on the very front pew and had crossed her legs showing quit a bit due to her very short skirt. He then leans over to the nearest alter boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?" To which the boy whispers back, "No, I dont think so, Father, I believe it is just the sunshining through the stained glass window yonder!" Just Sayin...RJS
It seemed that all of a sudden, the priests in this particular parish were finding all most all their single men and a number of married men were coming to confession more often, and were all confessing to having a sexual liaison with a new arrival in town. Finally upon further inquiry, it was all due to a new arrival in their town of a young lady by the name of Nookie Green.
After a week or two, that was as if it were an epidemic. The next Sunday morning during mass, the priest who was leading the 10:00 AM service happened to notice a young woman who seated herself on the very front pew and had crossed her legs showing quit a bit due to her very short skirt. He then leans over to the nearest alter boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?" To which the boy whispers back, "No, I dont think so, Father, I believe it is just the sunshining through the stained glass window yonder!" Just Sayin...RJS
Jul 27, 2021 22:51:49 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Pardon Me, is that Nookie Green? br br It seeme... (show quote)
RJ, you can be a bad man
Jul 27, 2021 23:10:57 #
Why would you think that? It could have happened, and probably did in Louisiana! I first heard that in Lafayette! Just Sayin...RJS
Jul 28, 2021 00:08:16 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Why would you think that? It could have happened, and probably did in Louisiana! I first heard that in Lafayette! Just Sayin...RJS
lol, just joking, I try not to put up jokes a bit racy. I get plenty of them come in
Jul 28, 2021 00:13:31 #
I will be posting something tomorrow that I saw earlier, maybe some have seen it, about trolling.
Jul 28, 2021 00:18:03 #
You will notice that I did not do this as a personal post but buried it on your post as a comment! Just Sayin…RjS
Jul 28, 2021 00:21:16 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
You will notice that I did not do this as a personal post but buried it on your post as a comment! Just Sayin…RjS
That's fine RJ, right now I just need some outlets, my minds on overdrive. My heart is hurting so I try to cover up, I'm sorry if I offended you
Jul 28, 2021 00:23:30 #
No offense taken! You don’t need to apologize! Just Sayin…RJS
Jul 28, 2021 06:22:46 #
Graveytrain50
Loc: DFW Area Texas
Ronniejw wrote:
I love that joke Ronnie👍👍👍awake early so going to head to the lake for some ... (show quote)
Jul 28, 2021 08:56:00 #
Ronniejw wrote:
awake early so going to head to the lake for some ... (show quote)
Good joke Ronnie 😂
Hope you catch a bunch for Dora.
Jul 28, 2021 13:48:29 #
Reminds me of back at some O Clubs when many were in their cups somebody would suggest we sing hymns.
It was always 'him, him, f**k him! Limericks usually followed and some of them were beyond bawdy!
It was always 'him, him, f**k him! Limericks usually followed and some of them were beyond bawdy!
Jul 28, 2021 14:46:05 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Gordon wrote:
Gordon that was really nice for Dora You have a good day Ronnie thoughts are with you my man
Jul 28, 2021 14:51:18 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Robert J Samples wrote:
Pardon Me, is that Nookie Green? br br It seeme... (show quote)
I'm still laughing Robert that was good😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jul 28, 2021 15:31:35 #
Ronniejw wrote:
awake early so going to head to the lake for some ... (show quote)
shame on you Ronnie
you should not tell on my sister
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