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Jul 27, 2021 05:42:10   #
Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS
 
awake early so going to head to the lake for some peaceful time, my joke for the day




A priest conducts a service in a church “The person who puts the most in the church collection box can choose three hymns” he says

The collection box comes back to him after being filled up and he finds that someone has donated a thousand pounds “who has donated a thousand pounds?” he asks.

A woman raises her hand. The priest invites her to the front and tells her to choose three hymns. Pointing at the three most handsome men in the church she says “I’ll have him, him and him”

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Jul 27, 2021 05:51:22   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
A true classic Ronnie, have a great day on the water.

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Jul 27, 2021 05:53:03   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
👍👍

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Jul 27, 2021 05:58:26   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Ronniejw wrote:
awake early so going to head to the lake for some peaceful time, my joke for the day




A priest conducts a service in a church “The person who puts the most in the church collection box can choose three hymns” he says

The collection box comes back to him after being filled up and he finds that someone has donated a thousand pounds “who has donated a thousand pounds?” he asks.
Was she a blonde? Good one Ronnie.
A woman raises her hand. The priest invites her to the front and tells her to choose three hymns. Pointing at the three most handsome men in the church she says “I’ll have him, him and him”
awake early so going to head to the lake for some ... (show quote)

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Jul 27, 2021 06:04:46   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
😂🤪😅

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Jul 27, 2021 06:10:05   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Ronniejw wrote:
awake early so going to head to the lake for some peaceful time, my joke for the day




A priest conducts a service in a church “The person who puts the most in the church collection box can choose three hymns” he says

The collection box comes back to him after being filled up and he finds that someone has donated a thousand pounds “who has donated a thousand pounds?” he asks.

A woman raises her hand. The priest invites her to the front and tells her to choose three hymns. Pointing at the three most handsome men in the church she says “I’ll have him, him and him”
awake early so going to head to the lake for some ... (show quote)


Have a great day on the water Ronnie, by any chance was that woman a blonde?

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Jul 27, 2021 06:15:27   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Ronniejw wrote:
awake early so going to head to the lake for some peaceful time, my joke for the day




A priest conducts a service in a church “The person who puts the most in the church collection box can choose three hymns” he says

The collection box comes back to him after being filled up and he finds that someone has donated a thousand pounds “who has donated a thousand pounds?” he asks.

A woman raises her hand. The priest invites her to the front and tells her to choose three hymns. Pointing at the three most handsome men in the church she says “I’ll have him, him and him”
awake early so going to head to the lake for some ... (show quote)


Good luck Ronnie

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Jul 27, 2021 06:40:37   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Ronniejw wrote:
awake early so going to head to the lake for some peaceful time, my joke for the day




A priest conducts a service in a church “The person who puts the most in the church collection box can choose three hymns” he says

The collection box comes back to him after being filled up and he finds that someone has donated a thousand pounds “who has donated a thousand pounds?” he asks.

A woman raises her hand. The priest invites her to the front and tells her to choose three hymns. Pointing at the three most handsome men in the church she says “I’ll have him, him and him”
awake early so going to head to the lake for some ... (show quote)


Enjoy the day, my friend!

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Jul 27, 2021 08:11:15   #
Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS
 
Caught a couple of bluegill so far it's release day today. Like you do with dove's, for my Dora

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Jul 27, 2021 08:29:43   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Ronniejw wrote:
Caught a couple of bluegill so far it's release day today. Like you do with dove's, for my Dora


Catch a few for me.
This is for Dora

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=release+of+doves&&view=detail&mid=8F86B5642FB235CB75BA8F86B5642FB235CB75BA&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Drelease%2Bof%2Bdoves%26FORM%3DHDRSC3

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Jul 27, 2021 08:34:45   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Hope you can have a safe ,Peaceful day Ronnie, time and nature will heal .🌿

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Jul 27, 2021 10:31:02   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 


Nice touch G. Fishing has so many therapeutic benefits to the mind and soul. Have a good one Ronnie. Stay strong.

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Jul 27, 2021 10:42:02   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
Ronniejw wrote:
awake early so going to head to the lake for some peaceful time, my joke for the day




A priest conducts a service in a church “The person who puts the most in the church collection box can choose three hymns” he says

The collection box comes back to him after being filled up and he finds that someone has donated a thousand pounds “who has donated a thousand pounds?” he asks.

A woman raises her hand. The priest invites her to the front and tells her to choose three hymns. Pointing at the three most handsome men in the church she says “I’ll have him, him and him”
awake early so going to head to the lake for some ... (show quote)


😂😂😂. That’s a good one Ronnie👍

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Jul 27, 2021 10:43:46   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
Ronniejw wrote:
Caught a couple of bluegill so far it's release day today. Like you do with dove's, for my Dora


And bluegill are probably easier to catch than doves too. Good plan and great idea.

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Jul 27, 2021 10:59:21   #
Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS
 


Ty Gordon real nice

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