padrebinoLoc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
badbobby wrote:
My wife and I hosted a dinner party for friends and family ,some of whom we hadn't seen for a while.Everyone was encouraged to bring their children or grand children. As we gathered at the dinner table I sat across frm a beautiful 5 year old girl.The girl just kept staring at me and staring at me.She could hardly eat her food,just kept staring. I checked my shirt for stains,felt my chin for food droppings,even made sure my hair was combed but she just kept on staring at me. Finally ,I asked her"Why are you staring at me"?? The whole table had noticed her behavior and it went very quiet waiting for response. Finally she replied-"I'm waiting to see how you drink like a fish"
My wife and I hosted a dinner party for friends an... (show quote)
Sounds like an Archie Bunker punch line. I bet the silent table roared with gut busting laughter. Funny story BB, would of loved to be there.
My wife and I hosted a dinner party for friends and family ,some of whom we hadn't seen for a while.Everyone was encouraged to bring their children or grand children. As we gathered at the dinner table I sat across frm a beautiful 5 year old girl.The girl just kept staring at me and staring at me.She could hardly eat her food,just kept staring. I checked my shirt for stains,felt my chin for food droppings,even made sure my hair was combed but she just kept on staring at me. Finally ,I asked her"Why are you staring at me"?? The whole table had noticed her behavior and it went very quiet waiting for response. Finally she replied-"I'm waiting to see how you drink like a fish"
My wife and I hosted a dinner party for friends an... (show quote)