My wife and I hosted a dinner party for friends and family ,some of whom we hadn't seen for a while.Everyone was encouraged to bring their children or grand children.
As we gathered at the dinner table I sat across frm a beautiful 5 year old girl.The girl just kept staring at me and staring at me.She could hardly eat her food,just kept staring.
I checked my shirt for stains,felt my chin for food droppings,even made sure my hair was combed but she just kept on staring at me.
Finally ,I asked her"Why are you staring at me"??
The whole table had noticed her behavior and it went very quiet waiting for response.
Finally she replied-"I'm waiting to see how you drink like a fish"
Well, that is a perfectly normal response! Your reputation goes ahead of you everywhere you go. She was just anxious to see you live up to what she had already heard. Just Sayin...RJS
It’s so cool 😎 that children 👶 always say exactly what is on their mind 👍😄😁 it’s to bad adults couldn’t be the same
Hmmm someones been talkin
badbobby wrote:
My wife and I hosted a dinner party for friends and family ,some of whom we hadn't seen for a while.Everyone was encouraged to bring their children or grand children.
As we gathered at the dinner table I sat across frm a beautiful 5 year old girl.The girl just kept staring at me and staring at me.She could hardly eat her food,just kept staring.
I checked my shirt for stains,felt my chin for food droppings,even made sure my hair was combed but she just kept on staring at me.
Finally ,I asked her"Why are you staring at me"??
The whole table had noticed her behavior and it went very quiet waiting for response.
Finally she replied-"I'm waiting to see how you drink like a fish"
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And it was at that moment he proceeded to show her.
FourchonLa. wrote:
And it was at that moment he proceeded to show her.
I'm thinking Four that the demonstration part was way past done and he was into the longevity phase at this point in the evening.
D Tong wrote:
It’s so cool 😎 that children 👶 always say exactly what is on their mind 👍😄😁 it’s to bad adults couldn’t be the same
Lol you can tell she's wanting to say something😁
badbobby wrote:
My wife and I hosted a dinner party for friends and family ,some of whom we hadn't seen for a while.Everyone was encouraged to bring their children or grand children.
As we gathered at the dinner table I sat across frm a beautiful 5 year old girl.The girl just kept staring at me and staring at me.She could hardly eat her food,just kept staring.
I checked my shirt for stains,felt my chin for food droppings,even made sure my hair was combed but she just kept on staring at me.
Finally ,I asked her"Why are you staring at me"??
The whole table had noticed her behavior and it went very quiet waiting for response.
Finally she replied-"I'm waiting to see how you drink like a fish"
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Loved it BB. Thanks. I needed a laugh. BTW, I came across a picture of you demonstrating for the little girl.
badbobby wrote:
My wife and I hosted a dinner party for friends and family ,some of whom we hadn't seen for a while.Everyone was encouraged to bring their children or grand children.
As we gathered at the dinner table I sat across frm a beautiful 5 year old girl.The girl just kept staring at me and staring at me.She could hardly eat her food,just kept staring.
I checked my shirt for stains,felt my chin for food droppings,even made sure my hair was combed but she just kept on staring at me.
Finally ,I asked her"Why are you staring at me"??
The whole table had noticed her behavior and it went very quiet waiting for response.
Finally she replied-"I'm waiting to see how you drink like a fish"
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Reminded me of my 3yr old son, he kept looking at the wife of a friend and said something. We all didn’t hear what he said and he told us that she was so ugly. Wife and I got pretty embarrassed.
Kids do have a way of embarrassing us 🤣when my son was 3yrs old he embarrassed me really good we were walking across a shallow creek and he facing behind me yells out HEY DADDY LOOK AT THAT BIG FATTY BABY 🤬I turned around to see a man walking on the other side of the creek and giving me a not so nice stare 😡🤣
when my daughter was about 3 we had some friends over for dinner they were the first black people she had seen I was holding her near the woman and she reached over and touched her face then looked at her hand Jill just said "no honey it don't rub off" but I was so shocked I just stood there with my mouth open
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