BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
BB: “Father, I am 94 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70+ years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
BB: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
BB: “I’m not.”
Priest: “Then, why are you telling me all this?"
BB: “I’m 94 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
Way to to GO Bad Bobby. And that is how he earned his name. 😁
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
BB: “Father, I am 94 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70+ years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
BB: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
BB: “I’m not.”
Priest: “Then, why are you telling me all this?"
BB: “I’m 94 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
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Only three times, I thought he was a better man than that.
flyguy wrote:
Only three times, I thought he was a better man than that.
Well, yeah, Flyguy...once upon a time. But, the Ol' Feller is somewhat past his prime.
A man's prime and past are described in the aspects of hard wood or the later mossy oak. And then there's drift wood .
Down right embarrassing BB! I'm 34 years younger and I haven't had sex six times in the last year. 🤔🤔😭
Fredfish wrote:
Spread the word Bobby!
Thanks BF.
You're right Fish. And the word of the day is legs! Spread the word. ...
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
BB: “Father, I am 94 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70+ years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
BB: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
BB: “I’m not.”
Priest: “Then, why are you telling me all this?"
BB: “I’m 94 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
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Good one BF thanks for the laughs.
It must have been theVIAGRA.
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Papa-D wrote:
It must have been theVIAGRA.
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Papa.... you reckon he took the whole bottle at once or a pill every 15 minutes?
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