plumbob wrote:
BF, BB, and Hacksaw walk into a local bar after a day of fishing.
BB orders up a Jack & hold the ice.
BF a milk with a straw please, i am driving.
Hacksaw give me a sweet red wine.
All the locals sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from New York City.
The bartender ( RJS ) says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
All 3 belch out, "No, we're from Houston ."
RJS says, "What do you 3 do in Houston ?"
We are taxidermist taking a break on a fishing trip.
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", "A taxidermist doesn't drives a taxi. We mount animals."
RJS grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. They're one of us."
BF, BB, and Hacksaw walk into a local bar after a ... (
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You guys look great. Glad you cleaned up and put on your Sunday best.