BB, BF and Hacksaw little fishing trip
Dec 13, 2020 06:27:44 #
BF, BB, and Hacksaw walk into a local bar after a day of fishing.
BB orders up a Jack & hold the ice.
BF a milk with a straw please, i am driving.
Hacksaw give me a sweet red wine.
All the locals sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from New York City.
The bartender ( RJS ) says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
All 3 belch out, "No, we're from Houston ."
RJS says, "What do you 3 do in Houston ?"
We are taxidermist taking a break on a fishing trip.
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", "A taxidermist doesn't drives a taxi. We mount animals."
RJS grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. They're one of us."
BB orders up a Jack & hold the ice.
BF a milk with a straw please, i am driving.
Hacksaw give me a sweet red wine.
All the locals sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from New York City.
The bartender ( RJS ) says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
All 3 belch out, "No, we're from Houston ."
RJS says, "What do you 3 do in Houston ?"
We are taxidermist taking a break on a fishing trip.
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", "A taxidermist doesn't drives a taxi. We mount animals."
RJS grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. They're one of us."
Dec 13, 2020 06:47:13 #
plumbob wrote:
BF, BB, and Hacksaw walk into a local bar after a ... (show quote)
BF is the one on the left, right?
Dec 13, 2020 07:14:23 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
plumbob wrote:
BF, BB, and Hacksaw walk into a local bar after a ... (show quote)
Bob - I really wish you wouldn't post pictures of my relatives. It's embarrassing.
Dec 13, 2020 07:54:55 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
flyguy wrote:
BF is the one on the left, right?
Thanks, Fly...I appreciate the shout-out. 
Dec 13, 2020 07:57:34 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
BF, BB, and Hacksaw walk into a local bar after a ... (show quote)
Come on, Plumbarb. You should know I prefer chocolate milk, straight-up...no straw.
Dec 13, 2020 10:26:04 #
Dec 13, 2020 10:31:04 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Egghead wrote:
Dammm, how did you get all three together for a picture. Thems some Shakey looking dudes.
They were lured by calls for a 'Deliverance' revival.
Dec 13, 2020 11:31:32 #
Dec 13, 2020 11:34:56 #
Egghead wrote:
Dammm, how did you get all three together for a picture. Thems some Shakey looking dudes.
Wasn't easy just mention alcohol and they posed.
Dec 13, 2020 11:37:41 #
plumbob wrote:
Wasn't easy just mention alcohol and they posed.
They drink thiers from jars.
Dec 13, 2020 11:58:51 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
EasternOZ wrote:
They drink thiers from jars.
To be exact...mason jars.
Dec 13, 2020 12:00:19 #
BadFisherman wrote:
To be exact...mason jars.
Except chocolate milk. That is from the carton.
Dec 13, 2020 12:07:50 #
BadFisherman wrote:
They were lured by calls for a 'Deliverance' revival.
BF, I wasn't Gunna say nuthn about the Banjo's but I did think it. And there's nothing better than cold chocolate milk thru a straw. Life is good then.
Dec 13, 2020 12:10:22 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
Except chocolate milk. That is from the carton.
Generally true, but Yahoo Chocolate Milk comes in a glass bottle. And, those guys have 'Yahoo' written all over 'em. Dec 13, 2020 12:12:10 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Egghead wrote:
BF, I wasn't Gunna say nuthn about the Banjo's but I did think it. And there's nothing better than cold chocolate milk thru a straw. Life is good then.
Exactly, Egghead.
As it has often been said: "Great minds think alike." 
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.