Loved the "Senager" tag..... rationalized that last Christmas, when I bought 2 huge tubs of barely used HO Slotcars and track(125'+ !) plus "up the wall hairpin section" !

Parents (when I asked for Slotcars when I was 12yrs old)and ex-wives, (both parents long gone, as are the 2 ex's) thought it was a "childish waste of time, fiddling with toys like that".....oh yeah ?.....bet they would say/think different if they saw my layout ! They'd be begging for a turn with a controller and wanting to know which car is the fastest (or in the case of my second ex,.... "ooooo, that one is pretty, is it fast ?...lol)

Loved the "Senager" tag..... rationalized that last Christmas, when I bought 2 huge tubs of barely used HO Slotcars and track(125'+ !) plus "up the wall hairpin section" !

Parents (when I asked for Slotcars when I was 12yrs old)and ex-wives, (both parents long gone, as are the 2 ex's) thought it was a "childish waste of time, fiddling with toys like that".....oh yeah ?.....bet they would say/think different if they saw my layout ! They'd be begging for a turn with a controller and wanting to know which car is the fastest (or in the case of my second ex,.... "ooooo, that one is pretty, is it fast ?...lol)

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don’t have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights." I’m just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.

Now, I’m wondering.... Did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don’t have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights." I’m just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.

Now, I’m wondering.... Did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?