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Oct 13, 2020 11:42:56   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Catfish hunter wrote:
Good ones. I haven’t seen many of those. It’s true though. There’s two types of angling. Fishing and catching. Fishing is a guarantee (well in some states) catching is a whole different ball game. I have a buddy who’s a fishing guide on the Columbia River. He tells his clients “I can guarantee you some fishing. If you want a catching guarantee Safeway is a better option than going with me”. Of course that’s Oregon where you can’t keep most of what you catch anyway.


That last line sounds bout as ridiculous as GOLF.

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Oct 13, 2020 11:56:13   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
saw1 wrote:
That last line sounds bout as ridiculous as GOLF.

"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain

“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” - G.K. Chesterton

“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anyone with hideous clothing. - Dave Barry

“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course" - Hank Aaron

“We learn so many things from golf—how to suffer, for instance.” - Bruce Lansky

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Oct 13, 2020 12:04:39   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
BadFisherman wrote:
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain

“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” - G.K. Chesterton

“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anyone with hideous clothing. - Dave Barry

“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course" - Hank Aaron

“We learn so many things from golf—how to suffer, for instance.” - Bruce Lansky
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Tw... (show quote)


HA, lots of truth in those sayins there BF.

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Oct 13, 2020 12:18:06   #
eddierbias Loc: Texas Panhandle Pampa 79065
 
LOL

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Oct 13, 2020 13:25:45   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
saw1 wrote:
HA, lots of truth in those sayins there BF.

I got a kick out'ta Hank Aarons 'tribute' to golf.

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Oct 13, 2020 14:51:12   #
mikefain Loc: Columbia R, PDX/Vancouver
 
BadFisherman wrote:
These may be 'oldies', but they're still goodies.

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. - Author Unknown.

An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. - Author Unknown

The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. - Babylonian Proverb

The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. - A.K. Best

All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. - Beatrice Cook

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. - Paul Schullery

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so that I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon. - Patrick F. McManus

If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago. - Zane Grey
These may be 'oldies', but they're still goodies. ... (show quote)


Two thumbs up BF. Thanks

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Oct 13, 2020 14:54:19   #
Browndog1 Loc: Madison NC
 
All good ones!

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Oct 13, 2020 14:54:57   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
G. Gillespie

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Oct 13, 2020 15:00:39   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
OJdidit wrote:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
G. Gillespie

One would assume that is, with few exceptions, to be agreed upon by all fisherman.

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Oct 13, 2020 15:54:15   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
These may be 'oldies', but they're still goodies.

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. - Author Unknown.

An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. - Author Unknown

The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. - Babylonian Proverb

The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. - A.K. Best

All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. - Beatrice Cook

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. - Paul Schullery

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so that I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon. - Patrick F. McManus

If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago. - Zane Grey
These may be 'oldies', but they're still goodies. ... (show quote)


gotta agree with all a them BF

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Oct 13, 2020 15:57:34   #
PierRat904 Loc: St. Augustine
 
A Fisherman is a jerk on one end of a line waiting for a jerk on the other end. I don't believe it but it fits the topic.

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Oct 13, 2020 15:58:39   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PierRat904 wrote:
A Fisherman is a jerk on one end of a line waiting for a jerk on the other end. I don't believe it but it fits the topic.

Yes, PierRat...yes, it does.

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Oct 13, 2020 16:59:54   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Yes, PierRat...yes, it does.


methinks Pier Rat knows you BF

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Oct 13, 2020 17:03:56   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
methinks Pier Rat knows you BF

That's insidious and thus nasty, BB.

So unlike you.

But then, his being a PierRat, I figure he must be kin to ya'.

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Oct 13, 2020 17:15:11   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
That's insidious and thus nasty, BB.

So unlike you.

But then, his being a PierRat, I figure he must be kin to ya'.


well Pier Rat definitely knows a jerk when he sees you

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