BadBobby on the perils of mixed marriages...
A polish man moved to America, met and married an American woman. They got along well even though his English was poor. But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:
lawyer---Have you any grounds?
Polish man---Yes, acre and half
lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?
man---Is made from concrete
lawyer--I don't think you understand, does either of you have a real grudge?
man---No, we have carport
lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?
man--All relations in Poland
lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player
lawyer--Now tell me, does your wife beat you up?
man--No I always up before her
lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?
man--No sir, wife white
lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce
man--She gonna kill me
lawyer--What makes you think that?
man--I got proof
lawyer--What kind of proof?
Polish man---She going poison me. She buy bottle at drug store, hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom. I read English good.it says-----are you ready for this?
'POLISH REMOVER'
Got me on that one BF. LMAO
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
A polish man moved to America, met and married an American woman. They got along well even though his English was poor. But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:
lawyer---Have you any grounds?
Polish man---Yes, acre and half
lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?
man---Is made from concrete
lawyer--I don't think you understand, does either of you have a real grudge?
man---No, we have carport
lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?
man--All relations in Poland
lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player
lawyer--Now tell me, does your wife beat you up?
man--No I always up before her
lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?
man--No sir, wife white
lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce
man--She gonna kill me
lawyer--What makes you think that?
man--I got proof
lawyer--What kind of proof?
Polish man---She going poison me. She buy bottle at drug store, hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom. I read English good.it says-----are you ready for this?
'POLISH REMOVER'
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Sure do miss badbobby hope all is working out for him. Thanks for the laughs though.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BadFisherman wrote:
A polish man moved to America, met and married an American woman. They got along well even though his English was poor. But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:
lawyer---Have you any grounds?
Polish man---Yes, acre and half
lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?
man---Is made from concrete
lawyer--I don't think you understand, does either of you have a real grudge?
man---No, we have carport
lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?
man--All relations in Poland
lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player
lawyer--Now tell me, does your wife beat you up?
man--No I always up before her
lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?
man--No sir, wife white
lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce
man--She gonna kill me
lawyer--What makes you think that?
man--I got proof
lawyer--What kind of proof?
Polish man---She going poison me. She buy bottle at drug store, hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom. I read English good.it says-----are you ready for this?
'POLISH REMOVER'
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You're a laff a minute BF. Thanks....
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Yeah, yeah, yeah... (1 Grandfather born in Warsaw); but still, I've listened to y TOLD quite a good many "Pollock jokes". A good one, thanks.
BadFisherman wrote:
A polish man moved to America, met and married an American woman. They got along well even though his English was poor. But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:
lawyer---Have you any grounds?
Polish man---Yes, acre and half
lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?
man---Is made from concrete
lawyer--I don't think you understand, does either of you have a real grudge?
man---No, we have carport
lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?
man--All relations in Poland
lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player
lawyer--Now tell me, does your wife beat you up?
man--No I always up before her
lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?
man--No sir, wife white
lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce
man--She gonna kill me
lawyer--What makes you think that?
man--I got proof
lawyer--What kind of proof?
Polish man---She going poison me. She buy bottle at drug store, hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom. I read English good.it says-----are you ready for this?
'POLISH REMOVER'
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Wonder in Poland do they tell this the other way around.
plumbob wrote:
Wonder in Poland do they tell this the other way around.
If they can read it from prepared notes.
BadFisherman wrote:
If they can read it from prepared notes.
It is my understanding that in Poland the people are not Polacks just Poles. So if they keep the notes in a safe, it keeps them hopping cuz everyone's heard of a Pole Vault!
Graywulff wrote:
It is my understanding that in Poland the people are not Polacks just Poles. So if they keep the notes in a safe, it keeps them hopping cuz everyone's heard of a Pole Vault!
Wont be long we will be going to the poles to elect our next president. Hope they can help us decide.
plumbob wrote:
Wont be long we will be going to the poles to elect our next president. Hope they can help us decide.
Are they gon'na be able to get over the fence being put up over the Atlantic
BadFisherman wrote:
Are they gon'na be able to get over the fence being put up over the Atlantic
Sure using the pole vault previously mentioned
BadFisherman wrote:
Are they gon'na be able to get over the fence being put up over the Atlantic
They are excellent at tunnels BF. Danny from The Great Escape was a Pole!
[quote/Plumbob] Sure using the pole vault previously mentioned
[quote/Graywulff] They are excellent at tunnels BF. Danny from The Great Escape was a Pole![/quote]
I should'a known the two of you, Plum & Wulffie, would have the solution to any Atlantic Wall.
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