What you won't hear rednecks say...
Rednecks will never say these words.....
When I retire, I'm moving north
No ,no...I wouldn't dare, she's only sixteen
Alex, I'll take Shakespeare for $1000
Duct tape won't fix that
I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime
We don't keep guns in this house
You can't feed that to the dog
No kids in the back of the pickup Martha Jo, it ain't safe
Wrestling is fake
We are vegetarians
Do you think my gut is too big
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits sausage grits and gravy
We don't need another dog
Who gives a s--- who won the Civil War
Give me the small bag of pork rinds
Too many deer heads detract from the décor
I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart
Trim the fat off that steak
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso
The tires on that truck are too big
I've got it all on c-drive
Unsweetened tea tastes better
My fiancé buys at Tiffany's
I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the game
Checkmate
She's too young to be wearing that bikini
Here's an episode of 'Hee-Haw' we ain't seen
I don't have a favorite football team
Youse guys
Those cutoffs oughta be a little longer Betty Lou
Well, Red Neck, or not, I agree, Bad Fisherman! Just Sayin...RJS
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Red neck
won't say unsweetened tea is better but I will
BadFisherman wrote:
Plug or leaf
Wouldn't know i just seem em spit it out. Gross
plumbob wrote:
Wouldn't know i just seem em spit it out. Gross
Sort'a like grasshoppers, huh
BadFisherman wrote:
Sort'a like grasshoppers, huh
Yes but on a larger scale.
Hold my beer and watch this..
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
Or ‘ don’t pull this finger ‘
Ever notice how a lot of people make fun of red necks till there car breaks down.
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