BadBobby's 50 Shades of Grey...
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!
BadFisherman wrote:
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!
The missus bought a Paperback, br down Shepton Mal... (
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Thank God I wasn't eating when I read this. It was bad enough having the water I was drinking come out of my nose. That was hilarious. Thanks.
FourchonLa. wrote:
Thank God I wasn't eating when I read this. It was bad enough having the water I was drinking come out of my nose. That was hilarious. Thanks.
With BB temporarily absent, I thought every so often, I'd post a few of his old ones from OPP.
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
With BB temporarily absent, I thought every so often, I'd post a few of his old ones from OPP.
Good one there BF thanks for the post.
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Now that was funny I dont care who you are
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
laughed till my eyes watered
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
BadFisherman wrote:
With BB temporarily absent, I thought every so often, I'd post a few of his old ones from OPP.
Good move, but that one made my ribs hurt !
BadFisherman wrote:
With BB temporarily absent, I thought every so often, I'd post a few of his old ones from OPP.
Thanks BF, For sharing some of BBs pearls from the past.
Fredfish wrote:
Thanks BF, For sharing some of BBs pearls from the past.
You're more than welcome, Fred.
Tell me how you are doing with your current situation. Are you feeling better/okay
Fredfish wrote:
To what do you refer???
If I recall correctly, your recent episode at home and visit to the hospital.
BadFisherman wrote:
If I recall correctly, your recent episode at home and visit to the hospital.
No BF, that wasn't me. I've been doing pretty good since my heart problems around the first of the year. Thanks anyway for asking.
Fredfish wrote:
No BF, that wasn't me. I've been doing pretty good since my heart problems around the first of the year. Thanks anyway for asking.
My bad. In double checking, I see that it was Larry M with whom I had you confused, and am glad to know you're doing okay.
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