Money Poem (Page 2): I don’t remember ever having a cop, or anybody else for that matter, climb out of my butt, but I know exactly what you’re saying. 😜...

stuco Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City

Big A wrote:

And coffee ?

Is it just me or has anyone else ever noticed that there is seldom EVER a cop around when you really need one ? But the day
that (for whatever reason)
they're the LAST person you'd really want to see, it seems like they just jumped out of your
trunk (or crawled out of your
butt) when you least want to
see them around !

I don’t remember ever having a cop, or anybody else for that matter, climb out of my butt, but I know exactly what you’re saying. 😜

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

stuco wrote:

I don’t remember ever having a cop, or anybody else for that matter, climb out of my butt, but I know exactly what you’re saying. 😜

Just a 'figure of speech',
my friend ! However, if you have ever seen the 'Bruce Almighty' movie with Jim Carrey, you may remember the scene where he makes a capuchin monkey crawl out of a gang member's butt,
then tells him to crawl back in where he came from ! To me,
that scene was just freakin' hilarious !

Pickle Loc: Duplin co, NC

My wife made a comment awhile back "money sure doesn't go anywhere any more" . I was quick to respond it must be goi going somewhere cause it ain't hanging around here.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

It is just filthy, discusting, germ ridden, pieces of paper and metal! Whats all the hype about? Oh I forget you cant live on love alone.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

A dude walks into a pharmacy and back to the prescription counter where he asks the male pharmacist, can I buy some condoms for $1.00? Yes!

Dropping the purchase in a bag the pharmacist said that will be $1.06

To which the buyer said I only got a dollar what is the 6 cents for?

Well, there is the tax.

Tacks, tacks, I don’t need no tacks, I want the kind that just rolls on!!
Just sayin...RJS

stuco Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City

Big A wrote:

Just a 'figure of speech',
my friend ! However, if you have ever seen the 'Bruce Almighty' movie with Jim Carrey, you may remember the scene where he makes a capuchin monkey crawl out of a gang member's butt,
then tells him to crawl back in where he came from ! To me,
that scene was just freakin' hilarious !

Ha ha that’s a funny scene for sure. I was trying to be funny about your cop climbing out of your butt comment, which was very good by the way.

stuco Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City

Robert J Samples wrote:

A dude walks into a pharmacy and back to the prescription counter where he asks the male pharmacist, can I buy some condoms for $1.00? Yes!

Dropping the purchase in a bag the pharmacist said that will be $1.06

To which the buyer said I only got a dollar what is the 6 cents for?

Well, there is the tax.

Tacks, tacks, I don’t need no tacks, I want the kind that just rolls on!!
Just sayin...RJS

That’s one I’ve never heard. Well played sir! I’m still laughing at that one.

stuco Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City

Huntm22 wrote:

It is just filthy, discusting, germ ridden, pieces of paper and metal! Whats all the hype about? Oh I forget you cant live on love alone.

It’s never paid any of my bills that’s for sure. In fact, I think it turned my family of two into six kids, their spouses, grandkids. I love them all, but now I understand why I don’t have any of that filthy paper or metal.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

stuco wrote:

It’s never paid any of my bills that’s for sure. In fact, I think it turned my family of two into six kids, their spouses, grandkids. I love them all, but now I understand why I don’t have any of that filthy paper or metal.

Stuco,
You must live in Utah too. They always tried to brainwash people that they just needed to love their neighbors and don’t worry about how little money you have ( until its too late).

stuco Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City

Huntm22 wrote:

Stuco,
You must live in Utah too. They always tried to brainwash people that they just needed to love their neighbors and don’t worry about how little money you have ( until its too late).

Hunts, My parents were both from Utah. They moved to California in the early 50’s. That’s where I grew up. I moved to Utah in the early 90’s. I missed that lovely teaching. I love it here now though. I think California is a good place to be from, far from.

stuco Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City

stuco wrote:

Hunts, My parents were both from Utah. They moved to California in the early 50’s. That’s where I grew up. I moved to Utah in the early 90’s. I missed that lovely teaching. I love it here now though. I think California is a good place to be from, far from.

Stupid spellcheck. At least it didn’t change your name to stripper...

volfman Loc: New Braunfels, Texas

I was a donut eating cop, and I'll bet they scare me more than they scare you!!!

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Robert J Samples wrote:

Money is a kind of Poetry, by Wallace Stevens br ... (show quote)

I've had just enough money to live check to check. I've been homeless with no money. I've had stretches in life where I made good money. I've watched money and stuff come and go.

Can you buy happiness? No. Can you buy good health? No. Can you buy someone to truly love and care for you? No.

With all that being said, I'd rather have a lot of money than a little or no money. It can buy you the security that comes with having money.

volfman Loc: New Braunfels, Texas

A man with money can live like a man with no money, but a man without money can't live like a man who has money without stealing from those that do.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

volfman wrote:

A man with money can live like a man with no money, but a man without money can't live like a man who has money without stealing from those that do.

You be careful now there might be politicians viewing this site and wouldn’t to be exposed!