badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

#31--When I retire,I'm novin north

#30No ,no I wouldn't dare,she's only sixteen

#29--I'll take Shakespear for $1000

#28--Duct tape wont fix that

#27--I'll have a Heinekin with a slice of lime

#26--We don't keep guns in this house

#25--You caint feed that to the dog

#24--No kids in the back of the pickup Martha Jo,it aint safe

#23--Wrestling is fake

#22--We are vegetarians

#21--Do you think my gut is too big

#20--I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits sausage grits and gravy

#19--We don't need another dog

#18--Who gives a s--- who won the Civil War

#17--Give me the small bag of pork rinds

#16--Too many deer heads detract from the décor

#15--I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart

#14--Trim the fat off that steak

#13--Cappochino tastes better than espresso

#12--The tires on that truck are too big

#11--I've got it all on c-drive

#10--Unsweetened tea tastes better

#9--My fiancé buys at Tiffanys

#8--I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the game

#7--Checkmate

#6--Shes too young to be wearin that bikini

#5--Heres an episode of hee haw we aint seen

#4--I don't have a favorite football team

#3--Youse guys

#2--Those cutoffs oughta be a little longer Betty lou

And the number one thing a redneck will never say----

#1--No more beer for me,I'm drivin a busload of us down to help out at the 'Toys for needy kids"


#33

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

I agree with all of them. One question. Where is the dividing North line for you Texans?

eddierbias Loc: Texas Panhandle Pampa 79065

Texhoma texas on Oklahoma/Texas line at top of the panhandle.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

So your saying the Okie's are Yankees?

kpt Loc: texas

Any place north of Dallas and your from the north ! LOL

Wm

D—-Yankee is one word in the South

Redfish65 Loc: Olivia, TX

#33 Don't clean that Deer with your bare hands
#34 Don't touch that pig without gloves
#35 Don't put that rooster on a rope
I don't Love Texas

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

anywhere above Ft Worth and Dallas

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Well in that case when I drop by bb, I will come by way of Florida. Good thing Air Force days were in San Antonio.

Ron 01

Draw circles around Dallas, Houston and San Antonio. Inside the circle is "North" all is is south.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Hey Plum, when were you at Lackland?

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

I was going to ask him the same question.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Guess we'll have to wait till tomorrow for the answer.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Saw and Dozer I was at Lackland 8/69 to 10/69 then to Sheppard up north of there till 3/70