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Nov 10, 2019 10:36:56   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Looking forward to next 10 year checkup! NOT! Doc knows if you don`t drink it all on time? Beer time?


Well raw if you want we have a practice here in NC



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Nov 10, 2019 10:37:24   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Still a crappy drink! Can`t they make a pill for that? Yucky stuff! Cherry flavor does not help.


Just chug it and sit. Good Dawg.

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Nov 10, 2019 11:04:30   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
Well raw if you want we have a practice here in NC


that might leave a mark, and not just an X.

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Nov 10, 2019 12:35:48   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Don't know about that drink or the test, but I had a similar experience while in the naval hospital in Norfolk just before my discharge; they gave me these five little pills (yellow w/black bands) we called 'depth charges' ! Forget sleeping; I was up and running to the 'head' every half-hour throughout most of the night, with a case of the 'squirts' reminiscent of a serious flu case ! By the time I had to go for my test in the morning, I looked like a zombie; the most dark-eyed, bleary-looking 'squid' you'll ever see ! Not a lick of sleep, and felt like my body had been drained of all fluids ! Felt like I had been flushed down a drain, and forced down it with a heavy-duty plunger ! Never want to see those little yellow pills ever again !

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Nov 10, 2019 12:41:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Big A wrote:
Don't know about that drink or the test, but I had a similar experience while in the naval hospital in Norfolk just before my discharge; they gave me these five little pills (yellow w/black bands) we called 'depth charges' ! Forget sleeping; I was up and running to the 'head' every half-hour throughout most of the night, with a case of the 'squirts' reminiscent of a serious flu case ! By the time I had to go for my test in the morning, I looked like a zombie; the most dark-eyed, bleary-looking 'squid' you'll ever see ! Not a lick of sleep, and felt like my body had been drained of all fluids ! Felt like I had been flushed down a drain, and forced down it with a heavy-duty plunger ! Never want to see those little yellow pills ever again !
Don't know about that drink or the test, but I had... (show quote)


Put your pillow on the tank sit backwards and by all means courtesy flush.

Let

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rip.

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P eace

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Nov 10, 2019 13:19:59   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Yeah, I had to give myself several courtesy flushes that night, or it would have been coming out of BOTH ends ! I felt bad for the poor bastards who had to use the 'head' while I was in there ! To quote a friend of mine's favorite expression : " It weren't nothin' nice !"

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Nov 10, 2019 14:01:11   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Should of had a sign and a bag of clothes pins hanging on the door.

NA let them get hit with the fog.

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Nov 10, 2019 14:05:13   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
WAY too busy/concerned with results of those damned depth charges to worry about that; just trying to NOT to stain the sheets !

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Nov 10, 2019 14:06:16   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Tears in my eyes.

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Nov 11, 2019 10:20:38   #
Greenjeans
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Hole. LOL


Why do guys hate this exam?
Cause they're afraid they'll like it.

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Nov 11, 2019 10:27:09   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Greenjeans, most of us fear the unknown and some things are better left unknown. This is space where no man I would rather not explore.

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Nov 11, 2019 10:35:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Had it done too many times.

I do enjoy the nap afterwards.

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Nov 11, 2019 11:39:28   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Been there once; hated it so much I wanted to strangle the doctor !

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