Colonoscopy
Nov 9, 2019 17:51:55 #
Colonoscopy
Dr Visit for a colonoscopy?
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me
I sat down.
While waiting I observed
That there were three items on a stand
Next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer .
When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused
This is my first exam ..
I know what the K-Y is for
And I know what the glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . ..
Darn it, Evelyn !!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT "
Live Well,
Love Much,
Laugh Often!
Dr Visit for a colonoscopy?
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me
I sat down.
While waiting I observed
That there were three items on a stand
Next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer .
When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused
This is my first exam ..
I know what the K-Y is for
And I know what the glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . ..
Darn it, Evelyn !!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT "
Live Well,
Love Much,
Laugh Often!
Nov 9, 2019 19:26:00 #
So was he wining and dining you before your date? If not that must have been a real pain in
Nov 9, 2019 19:30:48 #
I just want to go in the morning and do the top first, if not I wake up with a bad after taste.
Upper nore lower GI's do I enjoy.
Upper nore lower GI's do I enjoy.
Nov 9, 2019 19:44:56 #
I liked a few GI's back in the day. Air Force nurses, were at the top of my list.
Nov 9, 2019 19:46:44 #
plumbob wrote:
I liked a few GI's back in the day. Air Force nurses, were at the top of my list.
Got me there.
Nov 9, 2019 21:29:30 #
Nov 9, 2019 23:37:41 #
Nov 10, 2019 01:51:42 #
Dennisjj
Loc: Kinston N.C.
A friend of mine said when he had his first one done on him he passed out lol to here him tell it crack you up.
Nov 10, 2019 02:59:03 #
Even with the modern colonoscopes of today, I ain't goin' there/doin' that ; no way, no-how !
Can you imagine trying to get it done with the video cameras of the 70s ? Never happen, not even with a large shoehorn and a
50-gal. drum of Vaseline ! (Check photos for comparison !) See what I mean ? And that is the SMALLEST camera from that period !
Can you imagine trying to get it done with the video cameras of the 70s ? Never happen, not even with a large shoehorn and a
50-gal. drum of Vaseline ! (Check photos for comparison !) See what I mean ? And that is the SMALLEST camera from that period !
Nov 10, 2019 07:24:12 #
Nov 10, 2019 07:57:12 #
It aint the procedure, sound asleep for that and allowed to fart afterwards with out hearing that's discussing from the wife.
Its the crap you got to drink the night before. Drink sit on toilet, drink sit on toilet, drink etc etc etc
Its the crap you got to drink the night before. Drink sit on toilet, drink sit on toilet, drink etc etc etc
Nov 10, 2019 08:11:08 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Still a crappy drink! Can`t they make a pill for that? Yucky stuff! Cherry flavor does not help.
Nov 10, 2019 08:23:20 #
Raw I've heard from others it depends on the doc. There is a pill but you just about got to beg for it.
Nov 10, 2019 10:09:04 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Looking forward to next 10 year checkup! NOT! Doc knows if you don`t drink it all on time? Beer time?
Nov 10, 2019 10:36:30 #
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