Happy Opening Day from Northern CA.
Steam those babies up! (Marylander here)
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by Kuma_Paws_376
I usually boil in a pot with old bay. What’s your recipe?
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by MrPickles84
THAT’S WHAT MARYLAND DOES. CRAB CAKES AND FOOTBALL!!
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by MrPickles84
And that my friends is how Mr. Pickles at 84 got the crabs.
Sorry Eastern you used that on me. Good ones I sometimes remember.
Been there, done that ! Many years ago, and they weren't no fun,
nohow ! As bad as those were, I certainly wouldn't want to find any of these in my britches ! Yeow !
Prior post reminded me of an instance in the news a few years ago ! Some buffoon walks into a large supermarket with a live lobster tank; when he thinks no one is looking, he grabs several out of the tank and stuffs them down the front of his oversized 'Farmer John' dungarees ! Before he can make it to the exit and abscond with his ill-gotten booty, one of the claw bands either broke or slipped off; one of the lobsters had grabbed hold of his 'appendage' ! With big fat tears rolling down and a look of abject pain and misery on his face, he is literally begging the store manager to call the cops so they can take him to the hospital to have the critter removed from his manly organ ! Don't think I ever laughed so hard as I did reading that news article ! Hopefully, it was a case of 'lesson learned' !
Now why doesn't news like that make it country wide on the news a 6 for everybody?
Don't know ! Maybe was considered to be fit for just local news only ?
Oh sure we get the F**e News and you get real life happenings. Not Fair I am going to write my congressman. Oh wait they are on more important issues.
I was eating some of these at an "all you can eat" oriental buffet last night. They were cut in half and deep fried. If they didn't taste so good I wouldn't mess with em. Man they're a pain to eat.
I think I read somewhere that the biggest problem with political jokes is that too many of them get elected ? (Fortunately for us, there
is one skanky blonde in a red dress who DIDN'T get elected ! Trump may be far from perfect, but he's a damn sight better than what we could have been saddled with ! (Man ! We could all have been ridden hard and put away wet ! I shudder to think of THAT possibility !))
Oriental and crabs, somehow I can't put the two together. Are you sure they were crabs and not roaches.
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