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Oct 27, 2019 10:04:21   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
I didn't do it.

BB is the culprit.

Some dogs eat pretty good.

Does not sound like that's what she has in mind for you.

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Oct 27, 2019 11:15:03   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Why does this make me want to chase my wife with a beer bottle??

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Oct 27, 2019 11:41:08   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Why does this make me want to chase my wife with a beer bottle??


Careful might not work out for the best.

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Oct 27, 2019 11:45:29   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Careful might not work out for the best.


Or worse yet, you chase her and she catches you, again.

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Oct 27, 2019 12:11:41   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Big dog wrote:
Or worse yet, you chase her and she catches you, again.


And the bottle?

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Oct 27, 2019 16:22:03   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
EasternOZ wrote:
And the bottle?


She puts you into the bottle, plugs the top and puts it on a shelf until next spring when she,maybe, let’s you out.

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Oct 27, 2019 19:27:47   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Big dog wrote:
She puts you into the bottle, plugs the top and puts it on a shelf until next spring when she,maybe, let’s you out.


Or makes it into a plug.

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Oct 28, 2019 04:15:58   #
Sitn Loc: Osyka, MS.
 
My neighbor is 6’8” tall. He just comes over, opens the fridge and grabs one. I go through 2 cases of Bud a week. The wife tells me I drink too much beer, but of course she helps sometimes. She is my catfish fixer upper and great cook too. At 76 I don’t think that I will trade her off.

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Oct 28, 2019 09:28:00   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
6’8” tall.

What didn't he eat when he was a kid?

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Oct 28, 2019 09:40:44   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
Raw Dawg walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.".
The crowd murmured their approval.

He stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute,Raw Dog grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and Raw Dog removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

Raw Dog stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
Raw Dawg walks into a bar with a pet alligator by ... (show quote)




Copied changed the name to the guilty parties and gotten so many laughs. BB you touch more than you know.

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