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Oct 26, 2019 12:18:26   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Raw Dawg walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.".
The crowd murmured their approval.

He stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute,Raw Dog grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and Raw Dog removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

Raw Dog stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."



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Oct 26, 2019 12:23:25   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BB

They leave marks.

ROTFL

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Oct 26, 2019 12:29:04   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Bb at least you didn't make it a blonde joke. Getting soft in your golden years?

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Oct 26, 2019 12:30:38   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
Bb at least you didn't make it a blonde joke. Getting soft in your golden years?


That's kinda like a kick in the jewels.

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Oct 26, 2019 13:01:56   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Squirming here time to look at another topic. Squirm

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Oct 26, 2019 13:11:11   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
Squirming here time to look at another topic. Squirm


Slam a mans parts in the door.

LOL

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Oct 26, 2019 13:28:43   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Okay that's it for this afternoon. Football is on.

Squirming plumbob

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Oct 26, 2019 13:52:18   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Bb at least you didn't make it a blonde joke. Getting soft in your golden years?


plum's jus jealous cause I went fishin long before he got to

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Oct 26, 2019 14:04:59   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
plum's jus jealous cause I went fishin long before he got to


Amongst other things!?

In life.

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Oct 26, 2019 14:59:59   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
plum's jus jealous cause I went fishin long before he got to


You are right BB, but at least I am learning from the best

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Oct 26, 2019 18:31:48   #
Dennisjj Loc: Kinston N.C.
 
Hard to beat the wisdom that flyguy has on all of us.

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Oct 26, 2019 20:48:56   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Dennisjj wrote:
Hard to beat the wisdom that flyguy has on all of us.


Not just him by no means.

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Oct 27, 2019 09:54:19   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
badbobby wrote:
Raw Dawg walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.".
The crowd murmured their approval.

He stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute,Raw Dog grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and Raw Dog removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

Raw Dog stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
Raw Dawg walks into a bar with a pet alligator by ... (show quote)


W o W !

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Oct 27, 2019 09:58:38   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Big dog wrote:
W o W !


Suprised are ya?

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Oct 27, 2019 10:01:25   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Suprised are ya?


I read it aloud to my wife and she’s the one that wants to know how you know so much. In fact she mentioned the dog food diet yesterday!

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