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Oct 25, 2019 08:36:06   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Recall a drunken stumble in a strangers house just could not find the bathroom? Lights on would seen something out of place? Oh to be a young man again with so many things to learn! I can recall those know it all days! Agghh HA HA

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Oct 25, 2019 12:30:46   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Smokypig wrote:
Oz, where did you find the fish pole cane?


gotta get me one a them

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Oct 25, 2019 18:19:40   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
gotta get me one a them


My son sent me the picture someone found a site with directions on how to make them does not look all that hard to make to me.

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Oct 25, 2019 18:20:39   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Smokypig wrote:
a web site called Instructibles has directions for making the cane, under fisherman's walking cane. I just might do it.


Here ya go BB

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Oct 25, 2019 18:54:07   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
badbobby wrote:
(3 year old badbobby went for his annual physical
.After many tests,every thing came back normal.
The Doctor said"bobby ,everything looks good physically.But how about your emotions?
Are you at peace with yourself?
And do you have a good relationship with God"?
bb replied"Doc,me and God are very tight.
God knows that my eyesight ain't what it used to be,
so He has fixed it so that when I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom to pee,
when I open the door ,the light comes on.And when I close the door the light goes off"!
"That is absolutely amazing!!"exclaimed the Dr.
Later after bb had left,the Dr was very curious about bb's bathroom tale,so he called bb's wife Betty.
"I'm in awe about bb's relationship with God.Is it true that when bb gets up at night that the light automatically goes on in the bathroom when he opens the door,and automatically goes off ,when he shuts it"?
Betty snickered and replied"Doctor,that damned ol fool has just been peein in the refrigerator,again"
(3 year old badbobby went for his annual physical... (show quote)

And on his return for his yearly prostate exam, the nurse left him while he disrobed. Not his regular doc but a guy in whites came in and did the exam and left. Afterwards the nurse came in and asked Bobby," Who WAS that?"

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Oct 25, 2019 19:02:31   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
And on his return for his yearly prostate exam, the nurse left him while he disrobed. Not his regular doc but a guy in whites came in and did the exam and left. Afterwards the nurse came in and asked Bobby," Who WAS that?"


Handyman?

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Oct 25, 2019 19:18:33   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff wrote:
And on his return for his yearly prostate exam, the nurse left him while he disrobed. Not his regular doc but a guy in whites came in and did the exam and left. Afterwards the nurse came in and asked Bobby," Who WAS that?"



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Oct 25, 2019 19:20:51   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff, I've got mine coming up there is no way I am going to keep from laughing when the doc comes in the room. Thanks buddy,

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Oct 25, 2019 19:22:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
 I've got mine coming up there.

We all do.

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Oct 25, 2019 19:24:39   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Females should be kind enough to take off the wedding rings, or use their right hand and trim nails.

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Oct 25, 2019 19:28:40   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
You got a female doc for that? What health plan?

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Oct 25, 2019 19:30:38   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
GI Dr.s


Assistant checked me once.

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Oct 25, 2019 19:35:16   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
So that's how you know about the ring. What a pain in the

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Oct 25, 2019 19:41:36   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
She actually used her right hand I saw that stone and got worried.

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Oct 25, 2019 19:48:04   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Diamonds are a girls best friend. And if you take the gl out of glass, muliti purpose tool.

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