badbobby wrote:
(3 year old badbobby went for his annual physical
.After many tests,every thing came back normal.
The Doctor said"bobby ,everything looks good physically.But how about your emotions?
Are you at peace with yourself?
And do you have a good relationship with God"?
bb replied"Doc,me and God are very tight.
God knows that my eyesight ain't what it used to be,
so He has fixed it so that when I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom to pee,
when I open the door ,the light comes on.And when I close the door the light goes off"!
"That is absolutely amazing!!"exclaimed the Dr.
Later after bb had left,the Dr was very curious about bb's bathroom tale,so he called bb's wife Betty.
"I'm in awe about bb's relationship with God.Is it true that when bb gets up at night that the light automatically goes on in the bathroom when he opens the door,and automatically goes off ,when he shuts it"?
Betty snickered and replied"Doctor,that damned ol fool has just been peein in the refrigerator,again"
(3 year old badbobby went for his annual physical... (
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And on his return for his yearly prostate exam, the nurse left him while he disrobed. Not his regular doc but a guy in whites came in and did the exam and left. Afterwards the nurse came in and asked Bobby," Who WAS that?"