badbobby goes for annual physical
Oct 24, 2019 14:26:04 #
(3 year old badbobby went for his annual physical
.After many tests,every thing came back normal.
The Doctor said"bobby ,everything looks good physically.But how about your emotions?
Are you at peace with yourself?
And do you have a good relationship with God"?
bb replied"Doc,me and God are very tight.
God knows that my eyesight ain't what it used to be,
so He has fixed it so that when I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom to pee,
when I open the door ,the light comes on.And when I close the door the light goes off"!
"That is absolutely amazing!!"exclaimed the Dr.
Later after bb had left,the Dr was very curious about bb's bathroom tale,so he called bb's wife Betty.
"I'm in awe about bb's relationship with God.Is it true that when bb gets up at night that the light automatically goes on in the bathroom when he opens the door,and automatically goes off ,when he shuts it"?
Betty snickered and replied"Doctor,that damned ol fool has just been peein in the refrigerator,again"
.After many tests,every thing came back normal.
The Doctor said"bobby ,everything looks good physically.But how about your emotions?
Are you at peace with yourself?
And do you have a good relationship with God"?
bb replied"Doc,me and God are very tight.
God knows that my eyesight ain't what it used to be,
so He has fixed it so that when I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom to pee,
when I open the door ,the light comes on.And when I close the door the light goes off"!
"That is absolutely amazing!!"exclaimed the Dr.
Later after bb had left,the Dr was very curious about bb's bathroom tale,so he called bb's wife Betty.
"I'm in awe about bb's relationship with God.Is it true that when bb gets up at night that the light automatically goes on in the bathroom when he opens the door,and automatically goes off ,when he shuts it"?
Betty snickered and replied"Doctor,that damned ol fool has just been peein in the refrigerator,again"
Oct 24, 2019 14:49:49 #
Nice fish BB.
How does the ice tea taste?
Or do you save the cold stuff for the son in law?
Lemon tea.
How does the ice tea taste?
Or do you save the cold stuff for the son in law?
Lemon tea.
Oct 24, 2019 15:01:54 #
I was laughing just at the title alone. When I get down that way note to self only drink from a sealed container. Nothing in a glass from BB's house.
Thanks BB skunked today from fishing, but laughing the afternoon away.
Thanks BB skunked today from fishing, but laughing the afternoon away.
Oct 24, 2019 15:05:55 #
plumbob wrote:
I was laughing just at the title alone. When I get down that way note to self only drink from a sealed container. Nothing in a glass from BB's house.
Thanks BB skunked today from fishing, but laughing the afternoon away.
Thanks BB skunked today from fishing, but laughing the afternoon away.
You quit early!
Oct 24, 2019 15:23:46 #
As an earlier post mentioned, I didn't get skunked just ran out of time!!!!
Oct 24, 2019 16:11:26 #
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Oct 24, 2019 20:09:32 #
Son sent it to me wishing his Great Uncle was still here so he could get or make him one.
I said in another thread about it I would like to get one for a couple of experienced fishermen I know that would get a kick out of it.
I said in another thread about it I would like to get one for a couple of experienced fishermen I know that would get a kick out of it.
Oct 24, 2019 20:41:46 #
That cane is excellent. I thought maybe there was an outlet out there making them. Really cool. I know a couple of places I might make up a story about a fake injury just walk by a few old salts with it.
Oct 24, 2019 20:51:12 #
It would make a good conversation piece for so many in places they can no longer go fishing.
For one reason or another.
For one reason or another.
Oct 24, 2019 21:06:14 #
a web site called Instructibles has directions for making the cane, under fisherman's walking cane. I just might do it.
Oct 24, 2019 21:12:29 #
Smokypig wrote:
a web site called Instructibles has directions for making the cane, under fisherman's walking cane. I just might do it.
Pictures requested please of your finish product.
Oct 25, 2019 07:19:55 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Wondered what that strange smell was on the beer cans! Not a again!
Oct 25, 2019 08:06:25 #
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