Big dog and Teabag wrestle for championship
Oct 19, 2019 12:56:06 #
The wrestling match was about to begin and the Teabag's coach was once again lecturing Teabag.
"If I've told you once Teabag, I've told you a thousand times-don't let Big dog get you in The Pretzel! No one has ever been able to get out of The Pretzel!"
Teabag nodded his head, getting ready for the match. "I know, Coach, if you've told me once...I won't let him get me in The Pretzel!"
"Good! Just don't let him get you in The Pretzel!"
The crowd in the arena was roaring. The two wrestlers moved to ring, a well lit white square in the center of the seats.Teabag was called and the crowd cheered, then Big dog was called and the crowd roared.
Coach called to Teabag "Don't let him get you in The Pretzel!", and Teabag nodded and moved into the center. After a few moments, the match began.
Coach watched as the wrestlers twisted together, all power and speed. The crowd surged. The bodies on the mat became a twisted wreck.
"OMG The Pretzel..." the Coach whispered, reaching to throw the towel into the ring, knowing there was no way Teabag could win. Before he could, though, there was a horrible, wrenching scream of agony from the ring. The wrestlers parted, fought, and before anyone could react, Teabag had Big dog pinned. The count went down.
Teabag was the new Champion.
Coach's jaw was on the ground, the towel still in his hand. He was amazed, shocked.
The new Champion was hustled into the locker room, and Coach followed.
"How did you do that? No one has ever got out of The Pretzel! Never!"
"Well, Coach, if you've told me once, you've told me a thousand times...but Big dog is really good. I thought I had everything under control, but he was so fast, before I knew it, he had me in The Pretzel and I heard the count going down. I couldn't move."
"I looked up and there was a groin hanging right in front of my face, and I figured I had nothing to lose so I chomped on it as hard as I could."
"You can't believe the strength you get from biting your own testicles."
"If I've told you once Teabag, I've told you a thousand times-don't let Big dog get you in The Pretzel! No one has ever been able to get out of The Pretzel!"
Teabag nodded his head, getting ready for the match. "I know, Coach, if you've told me once...I won't let him get me in The Pretzel!"
"Good! Just don't let him get you in The Pretzel!"
The crowd in the arena was roaring. The two wrestlers moved to ring, a well lit white square in the center of the seats.Teabag was called and the crowd cheered, then Big dog was called and the crowd roared.
Coach called to Teabag "Don't let him get you in The Pretzel!", and Teabag nodded and moved into the center. After a few moments, the match began.
Coach watched as the wrestlers twisted together, all power and speed. The crowd surged. The bodies on the mat became a twisted wreck.
"OMG The Pretzel..." the Coach whispered, reaching to throw the towel into the ring, knowing there was no way Teabag could win. Before he could, though, there was a horrible, wrenching scream of agony from the ring. The wrestlers parted, fought, and before anyone could react, Teabag had Big dog pinned. The count went down.
Teabag was the new Champion.
Coach's jaw was on the ground, the towel still in his hand. He was amazed, shocked.
The new Champion was hustled into the locker room, and Coach followed.
"How did you do that? No one has ever got out of The Pretzel! Never!"
"Well, Coach, if you've told me once, you've told me a thousand times...but Big dog is really good. I thought I had everything under control, but he was so fast, before I knew it, he had me in The Pretzel and I heard the count going down. I couldn't move."
"I looked up and there was a groin hanging right in front of my face, and I figured I had nothing to lose so I chomped on it as hard as I could."
"You can't believe the strength you get from biting your own testicles."
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S**t.... Bobby you outdid your self and poor ole BigDawg gonna feel that one for days!
Oct 20, 2019 16:48:00 #
Jim Sargent
Loc: Payson, AZ
Guys, my wife has been ill since May, requiring round the clock care. I haven't been able to fish at all this year. I am not seeking sympathy, just wanted to let all of you know how much this forum has been a blessing to me personally. Thank you all for your sense of humor and the comic relief, not to mention the discussions on fishing.
Oct 20, 2019 16:51:37 #
Sorry to hear about the wife personally I can't imagine what some of you are and have gone through.
Oct 20, 2019 16:52:09 #
Jim Sargent wrote:
Jimmyou have both my sympathy and my prayers. I fought that battle for seven years. Only thing I must add, try to do all you can to take care of yourself as well. I didn't, it cost me much in recuperation time. God bless you, I wish you well.Guys, my wife has been ill since May, requiring round the clock care. I haven't been able to fish at all this year. I am not seeking sympathy, just wanted to let all of you know how much this forum has been a blessing to me personally. Thank you all for your sense of humor and the comic relief, not to mention the discussions on fishing.
Oct 20, 2019 16:53:23 #
Jim Sargent wrote:
Guys, my wife has been ill since May, requiring round the clock care. I haven't been able to fish at all this year. I am not seeking sympathy, just wanted to let all of you know how much this forum has been a blessing to me personally. Thank you all for your sense of humor and the comic relief, not to mention the discussions on fishing.
my deepest sympathys Jim
My wife is also ill and we have to watch her pretty close
But My oldest daughter is close to us and is a godsend
And she insists I get out of the house once in a while
MY prayers are for your wife, and also for you
to get to do just a little fishing anyhow
Oct 20, 2019 20:57:21 #
Hey Jim may I send my empathy your way as well. I am on the list as well with a wife with an incurable ailment and everyday we wait, pray, and hope for a cure. You are not alone my friend and like you the relief in this forum from just keeping up with others is a God send. The humor amongst many is a plus and a smile does make the day a bit better. Keep in touch with us Jim we are here to listen and share as you have read.
Oct 21, 2019 08:40:06 #
Jim Sargent
Loc: Payson, AZ
Many thanks to each of you and it is interesting to note how many of us has experienced similar situations with family health.
Oct 30, 2019 19:30:07 #
I don’t know you guys but I have to let you know that my prayers are with you and your family. I have been through a few bad times in my 76 years, and I know that there’s more to come. If we can help please let us know and we will do what we can.
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