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Oct 18, 2019 12:57:41   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
That wait period, is that one or two days given the age group here?


Age discrimination?

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Oct 18, 2019 12:58:10   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Right on target in this house hold.

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Oct 18, 2019 13:17:38   #
Garry Loc: Wellborn, Florida
 
plumbob wrote:
WG don't stop. Keep em coming, sounded like a an old neighbor I had.


It sounded like a man and his dog I met at the Winter Classic Coon hunt event, The man had his chair leaned back against one of the poles in the pole barn and his Bluetick Coon hound was curled up on the ground next to him. He had a banner hung up advertising, Ole Blue, at stud. The feller looked for all the world to be asleep, and Ole blue was snoring away. Now they were both just a little overweight, on second thought they was a lot overweight.

Somebody said, "Mister what kind of voice does he have?"

The man didn't open his eyes he just said "Blue, bark so the feller will know what you sound like." To which Ole blue opened his eyes and looked at the man as if to say "why are you bothering me?" and then let out a long mournful bawl, it was a beautiful sound to any hounds man.

Then the same feller asked "Mr could you get him up so we can take a good look at him?" The man actually opened his one eye and glared at that feller like he could just shoot him for bothering him again.

Then he said, "Blue get up so these folks can see what you look like." Ole Blue very slowly raise his head and growled at the man, and then got up and struck a show dog pose. He was a lot of two things. One was fat and the other was short of ears. Then Blue sort of melted and turned around 180 degrees and struck that pose again held it all of 5 seconds and melted back into the ground, gave the man a pissed off look and closed his eyes.

That man couldn't have been as lazy as he seemed, because he had a lot of hours in Blues training, because in all that he never once looked at Blue.

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Oct 18, 2019 13:22:12   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Garry wrote:
It sounded like a man and his dog I met at the Winter Classic Coon hunt event, The man had his chair leaned back against one of the poles in the pole barn and his Bluetick Coon hound was curled up on the ground next to him. He had a banner hung up advertising, Ole Blue, at stud. The feller looked for all the world to be asleep, and Ole blue was snoring away. Now they were both just a little overweight, on second thought they was a lot overweight.

Somebody said, "Mister what kind of voice does he have?"

The man didn't open his eyes he just said "Blue, bark so the feller will know what you sound like." To which Ole blue opened his eyes and looked at the man as if to say "why are you bothering me?" and then let out a long mournful bawl, it was a beautiful sound to any hounds man.

Then the same feller asked "Mr could you get him up so we can take a good look at him?" The man actually opened his one eye and glared at that feller like he could just shoot him for bothering him again.

Then he said, "Blue get up so these folks can see what you look like." Ole Blue very slowly raise his head and growled at the man, and then got up and struck a show dog pose. He was a lot of two things. One was fat and the other was short of ears. Then Blue sort of melted and turned around 180 degrees and struck that pose again held it all of 5 seconds and melted back into the ground, gave the man a pissed off look and closed his eyes.

That man couldn't have been as lazy as he seemed, because he had a lot of hours in Blues training, because in all that he never once looked at Blue.
It sounded like a man and his dog I met at the Win... (show quote)


LOL

Or had connections with a trainer and cash.

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Oct 18, 2019 13:29:45   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Since I moved to the south 15 years now, I have put that hurry up and get it done attitude yankee mentality well behind me. But Garry I am not quite there. YET !!! Nice one Bud.

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Oct 18, 2019 14:11:45   #
Garry Loc: Wellborn, Florida
 
plumbob wrote:
That wait period, is that one or two days given the age group here?





Five maybe











Minutes that is. You and I may be a little above average, though, ten minutes?

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