Laziness
Oct 17, 2019 21:53:57 #
WallyGator
Loc: McCool, Mississippi
While I was walking down the creek one day I noticed a guy laying on the ground with his back against a tree, straw hat and all pulled over his eyes. Noticed a cane pole at his feet and it was jumping up and down. Naturally, I tapped the guy on the foot and said: "hey mister I think you've got a fish on your line". He never lifted his hat up, just said: "how about pulling it in for me". So I did, then told him "here's your fish sir". He just replied, "well go head and take the thing off the hook will you. Like a dummy I did that too. Again I said here's your fish, to which he replied well "put the darn thing on the stringer would you"! I was getting kinda pissed at this time and I told him: "hey if I was as lazy as you I get me a wife, have some kids, and make them do all this hard work.
His next reply was: "great idea, know where I can find me a pregnant women?
His next reply was: "great idea, know where I can find me a pregnant women?
Oct 18, 2019 05:23:11 #
Oh,,,,, that's a good one! Welcome to the Forum.
Oct 18, 2019 07:15:40 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Beware WallyG is waiting to pounce! Unlike the wolf, just a laying there waiting for a close encounter!
Oct 18, 2019 09:31:40 #
WG
Good one.
Welcome your gonna fit right in with some of the story tellers and their followers.
Good one.
Welcome your gonna fit right in with some of the story tellers and their followers.
Oct 18, 2019 09:34:12 #
Oct 18, 2019 09:59:53 #
Oct 18, 2019 11:34:31 #
Oct 18, 2019 11:37:51 #
Garry wrote:
I'm a thief and I just stole this one. It was too good not to
Take his fish and eat them too?
Most except for bb maybe had to come from somewhere.
You didn't steal it you shared it.
Oct 18, 2019 12:19:16 #
WG don't stop. Keep em coming, sounded like a an old neighbor I had.
Oct 18, 2019 12:23:06 #
plumbob wrote:
WG don't stop. Keep em coming, sounded like a an old neighbor I had.
Did you help him with all of his needs.
Ir any at all.
Oct 18, 2019 12:25:16 #
WallyGator wrote:
While I was walking down the creek one day I notic... (show quote)
LOL
now that is the epitome of laziness
or maybe that's the epitome of stupidity
Oct 18, 2019 12:29:54 #
Garry wrote:
I'm a thief and I just stole this one. It was too good not to
you just gotta sneak in,take the joke,print it and save it for later
then tell it
hoping everyone has forgotten it from before
that is creative
Oct 18, 2019 12:52:38 #
That wait period, is that one or two days given the age group here?
Oct 18, 2019 12:56:06 #
plumbob wrote:
That wait period, is that one or two days given the age group here?
mostly within minutes
Oct 18, 2019 12:57:20 #
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