TWalker wrote:
A blonde went to Florida to buy some alligator shoes. The clerk told her the price was $300. She said that’s too high, I’ll get my own! That afternoon as the clerk was headed home he saw the blonde on the bank of a canal with 5 or 6 dead alligators on the bank. The blonde waded in , stood quietly and as a 7 footer eased up beginner, whipped up a shotgun and blasted it. As the clerk got to the bank she was dragging it out and he heard, “damn! Another one barefoot!”