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Oct 11, 2019 13:39:01   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
bb was sitting on his front porch slowly sippin a lil Jack,when he sees this young lad walking by carryinghis fishing pole
"where you goin with that fishin pole boy?"asked bb
The lad replied'Well sir,I'm goin get me some fish with this ol pole"
bb said"Aw,son there aint no place to catch fish around here!"
But the lad just kept walking
Later that day the lad returned by bb's front porch with a full stringer of fat crappie
The next morning bb was back on his porch ,and the lad walked by carrying a roll of duct tape
"where you goin with that duct tape boy"queried bb
"Well sir,'m gonna go get me some ducks for dinner"answered the young lad
"Aw
son,there ain't no ducks roundabouts here'Snickered bb
But the lad walked on by
Then late that evening the lad returned carrying three big fat ducks.bb was amazed
A day later bb sees the young man coming by carrying some pussy willow branches
bb jumps out of his chair runs out to the street hollerin
"Wait up son.I'm goin with you!!"



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Oct 11, 2019 13:55:38   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Willows are popular huh.


Hope you didn't break anything.


Funny BB

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Oct 11, 2019 14:02:57   #
Fishin Fool 69 Loc: Etowah, TN
 
BB, you keep making me laugh...yes willows are popular...hope they never fall out of my interest..LOL Good one, like the cartoon too...

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Oct 11, 2019 14:31:24   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fishin Fool 69 wrote:
BB, you keep making me laugh...yes willows are popular...hope they never fall out of my interest..LOL Good one, like the cartoon too...


Eastern bought a newfangled stick deoderant
directions said'remove cap and push up bottom'
\E says it hurts a lil,but when he farts the room smells good



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Oct 11, 2019 14:37:11   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BB

Please tell me it was atleast round🤣😉

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Oct 11, 2019 15:01:06   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
badbobby wrote:
bb was sitting on his front porch slowly sippin a lil Jack,when he sees this young lad walking by carryinghis fishing pole
"where you goin with that fishin pole boy?"asked bb
The lad replied'Well sir,I'm goin get me some fish with this ol pole"
bb said"Aw,son there aint no place to catch fish around here!"
But the lad just kept walking
Later that day the lad returned by bb's front porch with a full stringer of fat crappie
The next morning bb was back on his porch ,and the lad walked by carrying a roll of duct tape
"where you goin with that duct tape boy"queried bb
"Well sir,'m gonna go get me some ducks for dinner"answered the young lad
"Aw
son,there ain't no ducks roundabouts here'Snickered bb
But the lad walked on by
Then late that evening the lad returned carrying three big fat ducks.bb was amazed
A day later bb sees the young man coming by carrying some pussy willow branches
bb jumps out of his chair runs out to the street hollerin
"Wait up son.I'm goin with you!!"
bb was sitting on his front porch slowly sippin a ... (show quote)


That’s a good one BB

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Oct 11, 2019 15:04:26   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Now he has me wondering where my hearing aids got off too.

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Oct 11, 2019 15:07:00   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
BB

Please tell me it was atleast round🤣😉


any shape you prefer

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Oct 11, 2019 15:15:59   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
I don't. That's an exit.


Butt it is funny anyway.


Don't quit.

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Oct 11, 2019 15:29:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
I hope if the wife ever sees this she won't get any ideas about the deodorant.

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Oct 11, 2019 16:35:03   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
There are so many ways I could open mouth and insert foot on what I just read. Darn this Angel on my shoulder. At least she is laughing too.

plumbob

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Oct 11, 2019 16:36:33   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
There are so many ways I could open mouth and insert foot on what I just read. Darn this Angel on my shoulder. At least she is laughing too.

plumbob


Do tell

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Oct 11, 2019 16:46:42   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
No E, the Angel wins this one. Would probably not make it through Admin. Sometimes that warped humor comes out and as we can tell a few more Ladies have joined the forum. So for now I will work on a jovial post.

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Oct 11, 2019 16:49:05   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
All very true.

Patience.

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Oct 11, 2019 17:13:50   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
All very true.

Patience.

it has been my experience (in all these years)
that most of the fair sex
can appreciate a lil humor
sides i'm old enough to get away with sayin things younger guys wouldn't
just a benefit of old age

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