Some Things To Think About
Apr 5, 2024 08:51:07 #
seesalt
Loc: Pisgah Forest, NC
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1. If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
02. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
03. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
04. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
05. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
06. Over 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
07. If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
08. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
09. As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake!
10. I'm responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
11. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
12. My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously, there's a new strain out there.
14. It's not my age that bothers me - it's the side effects.
15. I'm not saying I'm old and worn out, but I make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day.
16. As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
17. As I've gotten older, people think I've become lazy. The truth is I'm just being more energy-efficient.
18. I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
19. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember: it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.
20. Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
21. I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
22. I'm on two simultaneous diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.
23. I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
24. My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
25. Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.
26. My wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now.
27. There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.
1. If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
02. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
03. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
04. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
05. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
06. Over 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
07. If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
08. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
09. As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake!
10. I'm responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
11. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
12. My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously, there's a new strain out there.
14. It's not my age that bothers me - it's the side effects.
15. I'm not saying I'm old and worn out, but I make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day.
16. As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
17. As I've gotten older, people think I've become lazy. The truth is I'm just being more energy-efficient.
18. I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
19. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember: it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.
20. Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
21. I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
22. I'm on two simultaneous diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.
23. I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
24. My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
25. Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.
26. My wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now.
27. There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.
Apr 5, 2024 09:37:21 #
Apr 5, 2024 09:40:05 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Words to live by
Wonderful seesalt !! Perfect for Friday,, love # 10 & 11 !!😂🤣👍
Apr 5, 2024 10:00:39 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Wonderful seesalt !! Perfect for Friday,, love # 10 & 11 !!😂🤣👍
Yep
Good morning Jar
Apr 5, 2024 10:13:09 #
Apr 5, 2024 10:19:03 #
seesalt wrote:
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All good ones Cam, unfortunately they're all true. 🤣
Apr 5, 2024 10:23:14 #
charlykilo
Loc: Garden Valley Ca
03. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if both were unplanned??
What if both were unplanned??
Apr 5, 2024 10:28:13 #
Foodfisher
Loc: SO. Cal coast
charlykilo wrote:
03. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if both were unplanned??
What if both were unplanned??
Oops
Apr 5, 2024 10:47:23 #
Apr 5, 2024 11:27:01 #
Apr 5, 2024 12:09:22 #
seesalt wrote:
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To go with #1, why do they use an alcohol swab on the arm of a person about to be executed by leathal injection?
Apr 5, 2024 12:12:11 #
seesalt wrote:
Seesalt, this is worthy of the lists put up by Badbobby and Badfisherman. These are all great. #19 is so true it’s scary.👍👍My thought too!
Apr 5, 2024 12:19:05 #
seesalt wrote:
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Quite a collection of thoughts.
Apr 5, 2024 12:34:58 #
charlykilo
Loc: Garden Valley Ca
Bcmech1 wrote:
To go with #1, why do they use an alcohol swab on the arm of a person about to be executed by leathal injection?
Same reason death row prisoners can't have tobacco.
Apr 5, 2024 13:10:46 #
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