What's in your funeral (Page 2): Some intriguing things on here. My ex-wife wanted to be cremated and dumped in a gallon of paint with which I was supposed to paint the bedroom ceiling...

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Some intriguing things on here. My ex-wife wanted to be cremated and dumped in a gallon of paint with which I was supposed to paint the bedroom ceiling so she could see what kind of floppies I was bringing home

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Slimshady wrote:

Some intriguing things on here. My ex-wife wanted to be cremated and dumped in a gallon of paint with which I was supposed to paint the bedroom ceiling so she could see what kind of floppies I was bringing home

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

Doug Lemmon wrote:

Interesting subject.. I've often wondered who would show up at mine if I left this world today. Other than immediate family, would others actually show up or just mumble " 'magin that" ..

Guess it comes down to whether you have character.. or you've been a character.......

I would show up,then try to put in an offer on your boat😁

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Slimshady wrote:

Some intriguing things on here. My ex-wife wanted to be cremated and dumped in a gallon of paint with which I was supposed to paint the bedroom ceiling so she could see what kind of floppies I was bringing home

That made both of us laugh.

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

Slimshady wrote:

Some intriguing things on here. My ex-wife wanted to be cremated and dumped in a gallon of paint with which I was supposed to paint the bedroom ceiling so she could see what kind of floppies I was bringing home

😂😂

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

E.pa.al wrote:

😂😂

Slim, been meaning to ask, where is Martin's creek?

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

About 100 mi north of Philadelphia

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Bcmech1 wrote:

I kinda thought about this meme before I actually found it

Now that would be funny!

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

OJdidit wrote:

Now that would be funny!

I'm thinking it would make some people wonder

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

mistred64 wrote:

Slim, been meaning to ask, where is Martin's creek?

Down towards Philly. Close to Bethlehem, Pa

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

E.pa.al wrote:

About 100 mi north of Philadelphia

E., sorry, I mixed the names and locations.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

On a recent Doctor visit, I asked what my life expectancy was, and she said, "probably 2 years"! So, you will have that much longer to put up with stories that I post.

I have already created a spreadsheet in my computer for her to notify my friends and relatives, if she is still alive, that is! In addition, I have written an obituary for the local paper and the Saint Jo Tribune. I look at once a year, or so, to have it reasonably current. This will include a place of Fishing Forum/Stages.

I have read about some of the folks who were thought to have died, but who have returned to the land of the living with amazing stories. I know there will be a world of surprises. We should be amazed at what we encounter. There is no way we can anticipate what we will encounter on the other side.

I suppose I am ready, are you? Just Sayin...RJS

Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana

Mauwehu wrote:

Maybe you should try to pick the day based on the weather prediction. It would be a farewell present to all.
And please add to the festivities someone in the end saying……
Commander Bell out!
And maybe muffle a ringing bell right after.

One of our magicians Ron London died a few years ago. He had all of us pallbearers wear red clown noses. I still have mine.
When a magician dies there is a ceremony, given by other magicians, Called" The Broken Wand " a magicians magic wand is actually broken in two and placed in the casket.
All deaths are announced in our monthly publication Called " The Linking Ring "
Commander Bell out

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

mistred64 wrote:

E., sorry, I mixed the names and locations.

😂😂no worries, I know what u meant

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

My body is being donated to the University of Tennessee body farm for research. My organs will be donated to anyone in need. No headstone, funeral, etc. If my wife wants to have a gathering of friends and family that's up to her. Very few people will know I was on the planet. Works for me and little to no cost to my wife.