Lacquered
Jun 26, 2023 19:57:29 #
A grandfather was sat in a chair outside, watching his 7 year old grandson playing with a worm. The old man couldn’t work out what the boy was doing. In the end his curiosity got the better of him and he went to investigate.
The boy was trying to thread a worm back into the worm hole. The old man laughed.
‘’You’ll never do that’’ he said grinning toothlessly ‘’If you thread that back down the hole I’ll give you $10′’
The boy thought for a second then took the worm inside the house. When he came out a few minutes later, he threaded the worm down its hole effortlessly. The old man was amazed and handed over the $10.
‘’How did you do it’’ he asked.
“I sprayed it with mum’s hairspray until it went stiff.’’
The next morning the grandfather gave his grandson $10.
‘’You already gave me the $10′’
‘’That’s from your grandmother.’’
The boy was trying to thread a worm back into the worm hole. The old man laughed.
‘’You’ll never do that’’ he said grinning toothlessly ‘’If you thread that back down the hole I’ll give you $10′’
The boy thought for a second then took the worm inside the house. When he came out a few minutes later, he threaded the worm down its hole effortlessly. The old man was amazed and handed over the $10.
‘’How did you do it’’ he asked.
“I sprayed it with mum’s hairspray until it went stiff.’’
The next morning the grandfather gave his grandson $10.
‘’You already gave me the $10′’
‘’That’s from your grandmother.’’
Jun 26, 2023 20:22:34 #
Jun 26, 2023 20:29:44 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A grandfather was sat in a chair outside, watching... (show quote)
You bad BF. LMAO
Jun 26, 2023 21:10:55 #
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Jun 27, 2023 08:16:46 #
WiBob
Loc: NE Wisconsin
It's always a special surprise when someone posts a joke that hasn't already made an appearance (multiple times) in this forum. I haven't stumbled across this one before - thanks BF!
Jun 27, 2023 08:58:41 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A grandfather was sat in a chair outside, watching... (show quote)
Great story BF👍😎👍
Jun 28, 2023 11:03:51 #
Jun 28, 2023 14:46:41 #
Steelhead Mickey wrote:
Aerosol or non-aerosol?
Asking for a friend…
Asking for a friend…
Understood 
Jun 29, 2023 10:13:15 #
Steelhead Mickey wrote:
Aerosol or non-aerosol?
Asking for a friend…
Asking for a friend…
Mickey is a true and thoughtful "friend".
Jun 29, 2023 10:33:23 #
nutz4fish wrote:
Mickey is a true and thoughtful "friend".
Thanks nutz!
Just trying to be a “stand up” guy for my friend Eric.
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