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" My first time " A morning laugh for you.
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Jun 9, 2023 10:03:40   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)

👍🤪👍🇺🇸

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Jun 9, 2023 11:25:04   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
plumbob wrote:
You aren't alone Whitey and Billy. I threw in a Our Father prayer just in case.


Amen Brother Amen 🙏👍🏽

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Jun 10, 2023 09:21:36   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Jun 10, 2023 14:21:56   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)


Only three?

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Jun 10, 2023 15:11:35   #
Mooseman65 Loc: Seattle
 
Nice 😂. Hale Mary. X. 3

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Jun 10, 2023 16:45:09   #
Tablerockbass Loc: Table Rock Lake
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)


You know me and pomes. Read this to my wife as she's trying to nap. Wish you coulda seen her face. 😳😜👍Good one!

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Jun 10, 2023 18:49:53   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Tablerockbass wrote:
You know me and pomes. Read this to my wife as she's trying to nap. Wish you coulda seen her face. 😳😜👍Good one!


Thanks Table, I can't take the credit though for the words. All thoughI did the format better than how the email bunched it all up.

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Jun 11, 2023 21:29:28   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)


Had me going !!

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