" My first time " A morning laugh for you.
" My First Time "
It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.
The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.
At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.
GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
Oh boy... if the Juice only knew how you talk about her!! π
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Doug Lemmon wrote:
Oh boy... if the Juice only knew how you talk about her!! π
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I utter to think that Doug.
plumbob wrote:
I utter to think that Doug.
As with most situations... Milk it for all its worth!! ππ»π
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "
It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.
The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.
At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.
GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (
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Oh,,,,,,,,,,,, plum!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Oh boy... if the Juice only knew how you talk about her!! π
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Oh no you didn't π€£π€£π€£
plumbob wrote:
I utter to think that Doug.
Bob are you going to stay outa trouble for 10 days π€.
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Bob are you going to stay outa trouble for 10 days π€.
Tough question Butch, I'll be running with those mountain boys ( Slim & Ty ) for the first 7 days.
What goes on in them hills stays in those hills from what I hear.
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πΊπΈπ¦
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "
It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.
The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.
At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.
GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (
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HAIL MARYβS HAIL MARYβS HAIL MARYβS And A BIG GLASS OF FRESH COLD MILK π₯ TOO π€£π€£π€£π€£
Thank Plum good one to start the day ππ½π€£π€£π€£π£π£π£π£πππ π πππΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦
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plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "
It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.
The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.
At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.
GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (
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Hahaha got me there Plum. Your bad and ya better watch them hills π€ͺ
Whitey wrote:
Hahaha got me there Plum. Your bad and ya better watch them hills π€ͺ
You aren't alone Whitey and Billy. I threw in a Our Father prayer just in case.
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "
It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.
The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.
At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.
GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (
show quote)
Mistah Bob: My gramma told me "Cream and bastards rise to the top". That being said, I pertnear creamed my jeans 'til I got to the end of yer pome. Nice work!
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