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Jun 9, 2023 07:17:39   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S



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Jun 9, 2023 07:29:03   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)


Good one, Plum.

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Jun 9, 2023 07:35:31   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Oh boy... if the Juice only knew how you talk about her!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜œπŸ€£

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Jun 9, 2023 07:39:15   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Oh boy... if the Juice only knew how you talk about her!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜œπŸ€£


πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Jun 9, 2023 07:44:37   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Oh boy... if the Juice only knew how you talk about her!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜œπŸ€£


I utter to think that Doug.

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Jun 9, 2023 07:55:23   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
plumbob wrote:
I utter to think that Doug.


As with most situations... Milk it for all its worth!! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‰

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Jun 9, 2023 08:16:50   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)






Oh,,,,,,,,,,,, plum!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jun 9, 2023 08:41:10   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Oh boy... if the Juice only knew how you talk about her!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜œπŸ€£


Oh no you didn't 🀣🀣🀣

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Jun 9, 2023 08:42:21   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
plumbob wrote:
I utter to think that Doug.


Bob are you going to stay outa trouble for 10 days πŸ€”.

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Jun 9, 2023 08:45:04   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Good one.

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Jun 9, 2023 08:48:52   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Bob are you going to stay outa trouble for 10 days πŸ€”.


Tough question Butch, I'll be running with those mountain boys ( Slim & Ty ) for the first 7 days.

What goes on in them hills stays in those hills from what I hear.

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Jun 9, 2023 08:54:03   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)


HAIL MARY’S HAIL MARY’S HAIL MARY’S And A BIG GLASS OF FRESH COLD MILK πŸ₯› TOO 🀣🀣🀣🀣
Thank Plum good one to start the day πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸŽ£πŸŽ£πŸŽ£πŸŽ£πŸŸπŸŸπŸ πŸ πŸ‹πŸ‹πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…

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Jun 9, 2023 09:05:33   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)


Hahaha got me there Plum. Your bad and ya better watch them hills πŸ€ͺ

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Jun 9, 2023 09:25:04   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Whitey wrote:
Hahaha got me there Plum. Your bad and ya better watch them hills πŸ€ͺ


You aren't alone Whitey and Billy. I threw in a Our Father prayer just in case.

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Jun 9, 2023 09:28:27   #
Bog Irish
 
plumbob wrote:
" My First Time "

It was my first time and I will never forget it,
I' do it again without a single regret.

The sky was Dark The Moon was high,
We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft and her eyes were brown,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear by my fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished It's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.




GOTCHA NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS GO SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S
" My First Time " br br It was my first... (show quote)


Mistah Bob: My gramma told me "Cream and bastards rise to the top". That being said, I pertnear creamed my jeans 'til I got to the end of yer pome. Nice work!

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