Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”

Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

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Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”

Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”

Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”