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Mar 18, 2023 07:10:06   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”

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Mar 18, 2023 07:12:40   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
👍🏻😂👍🏻 Outstanding!

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Mar 18, 2023 07:13:01   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois
 
Like moths to a flame?
Good morning, sir. Have a great day.

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Mar 18, 2023 07:23:36   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Good one!!

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Mar 18, 2023 07:41:24   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into lab... (show quote)


Now that is a true story right 🤣🤣

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Mar 18, 2023 07:55:47   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Now that is a true story right 🤣🤣

Yes...As told to me by BadBobby.

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Mar 18, 2023 08:04:07   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
Same as light attracting fish

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Mar 18, 2023 08:25:05   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Yes...As told to me by BadBobby.


Then it has to be true BF. Never knew of BadBobby to tell any tall tales 🤣🤣

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Mar 18, 2023 08:34:51   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into lab... (show quote)


Has to be the light. Just like a green light for fish.

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Mar 18, 2023 08:36:27   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
plumbob wrote:
Has to be the light. Just like a green light for fish.


Blue light SPECIAL Bob 🤣🤣

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Mar 18, 2023 08:44:42   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into lab... (show quote)


🤪👍🇺🇸

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Mar 18, 2023 08:49:44   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
OBG BF😉😉

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Mar 18, 2023 09:34:56   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
Now as a hillbilly that's not very nice! However I will be repeating it

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Mar 18, 2023 10:38:46   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor during the middle of the night. Because they had no phone or electricity, his cousin rode into town to fetch the doctor.

Back in a cabin with no lights, the doctor handed the hillbilly a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon the doctor lifted up a baby boy and the hillbilly started to set down the lantern.

“Whoa, there!” the doctor scolded. “Don’t be in such a hurry. I think there’s another one yet to come.”

Sure enough, there was. This time he lifted up a baby girl, and again the hillbilly started to put down the lantern.

“No, no. Not yet!” the doctor exclaimed. “I think there’s another one!”

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and said, “Doc, do you think it’s the light that’s attracting 'em?”
Up on a mountain, a hillbilly’s wife went into lab... (show quote)


Another great one BF 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

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Mar 18, 2023 16:33:26   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Then it has to be true BF. Never knew of BadBobby to tell any tall tales 🤣🤣

Hmmm...then you didn't know BB very well, did 'ya

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