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Jan 22, 2023 16:04:37   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clam-bulance!

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Jan 22, 2023 16:31:46   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
flyguy wrote:
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clam-bulance!


What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
“DAM”

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut off his nose…

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Jan 22, 2023 16:34:56   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Groan and double groan.

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Jan 22, 2023 19:00:51   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Steelhead Mickey wrote:
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
“DAM”

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut off his nose…
You two would give folks the idea that this forum is about fishing!!! GROAANNN!!!

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Jan 22, 2023 19:24:04   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
Graywulff wrote:
You two would give folks the idea that this forum is about fishing!!! GROAANNN!!!


OK, I’m FINished for tonight.

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Jan 22, 2023 19:46:16   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Oh boy. Sounds like too many miller lites to me

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Jan 23, 2023 13:39:39   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
flyguy wrote:
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clam-bulance!


You’re on a roll today😊

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