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Jan 20, 2023 10:44:32   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Namvet69 wrote:
A judge tells the defendant,”You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer”. “You jerk!” Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” the judge continues. “Jerrrkkk!” Bellows the same man. The judge banks his gavel. “Sir”, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt “. I am sorry your Honor, says the man. “But I have been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he says he didn’t have one”. rj
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ha ha

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Jan 20, 2023 12:51:11   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Jan 20, 2023 14:58:44   #
Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast
 
Commander Bell wrote:
I do comedy magic. I would love to tell this joke on stage and see what reaction I get. I do sometimes use a comedy hammer prop.


Gallager did well with one.

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Jan 20, 2023 16:21:25   #
Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana
 
Foodfisher wrote:
Gallager did well with one.


I had the pleasure to meet Gallagher when I was younger. I remember that he was a very gracious person and comical in his everyday life. I adopted his philosophy and use it every day. It has me better and happier person.

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Jan 20, 2023 17:36:20   #
bapabear Loc: Blaine, Washington
 
NJ219bands wrote:
I know a fisherman who was hit in the head with a sledgehammer.


Never a hammer, but I did get knocked to the floor when a client hit me with a two pound canon ball weight swinging off her rod as she swung around to look at someone who had a fish on.

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Jan 20, 2023 19:51:09   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
Namvet69 wrote:
A judge tells the defendant,”You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer”. “You jerk!” Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” the judge continues. “Jerrrkkk!” Bellows the same man. The judge banks his gavel. “Sir”, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt “. I am sorry your Honor, says the man. “But I have been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he says he didn’t have one”. rj
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Good one

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