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Jan 19, 2023 15:39:38   #
Namvet69 Loc: Ohio
 
A judge tells the defendant,”You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer”. “You jerk!” Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” the judge continues. “Jerrrkkk!” Bellows the same man. The judge banks his gavel. “Sir”, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt “. I am sorry your Honor, says the man. “But I have been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he says he didn’t have one”. rj

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Jan 19, 2023 15:58:28   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
Namvet69 wrote:
A judge tells the defendant,”You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer”. “You jerk!” Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” the judge continues. “Jerrrkkk!” Bellows the same man. The judge banks his gavel. “Sir”, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt “. I am sorry your Honor, says the man. “But I have been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he says he didn’t have one”. rj
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That is funny 😁

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Jan 19, 2023 16:13:07   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Namvet69 wrote:
A judge tells the defendant,”You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer”. “You jerk!” Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” the judge continues. “Jerrrkkk!” Bellows the same man. The judge banks his gavel. “Sir”, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt “. I am sorry your Honor, says the man. “But I have been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he says he didn’t have one”. rj
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Jan 19, 2023 16:34:09   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Namvet69 wrote:
A judge tells the defendant,”You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer”. “You jerk!” Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” the judge continues. “Jerrrkkk!” Bellows the same man. The judge banks his gavel. “Sir”, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt “. I am sorry your Honor, says the man. “But I have been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he says he didn’t have one”. rj
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Jan 19, 2023 17:19:02   #
NJ219bands Loc: New Jersey
 
I know a fisherman who was hit in the head with a sledgehammer.

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Jan 19, 2023 18:12:28   #
Ridleyblake2017 Loc: Honesdale Pennsylvania
 
Awesome my phone needed cleaning anyway.

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Jan 19, 2023 18:40:14   #
J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
NJ219bands wrote:
I know a fisherman who was hit in the head with a sledgehammer.


Wow and the are around to fish still!!

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Jan 19, 2023 20:29:30   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
NJ219bands wrote:
I know a fisherman who was hit in the head with a sledgehammer.


He was in your favorite spot…right?😳

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Jan 19, 2023 20:33:13   #
NJ219bands Loc: New Jersey
 
J in Cleveland wrote:
Wow and the are around to fish still!!


Permanently disabled and suing. Outstanding fisherman.

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Jan 19, 2023 20:34:19   #
NJ219bands Loc: New Jersey
 
Danger25 wrote:
He was in your favorite spot…right?😳

lol 😂. I’m not big enough to wield a sledgehammer.

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Jan 19, 2023 22:20:08   #
J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
NJ219bands wrote:
Permanently disabled and suing. Outstanding fisherman.


I’ve hit myself in the foot and wanted to die. Couldn’t imagine the damage that would do to a persons head. Hope he sues there pants off!

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Jan 19, 2023 23:15:07   #
Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana
 
Namvet69 wrote:
A judge tells the defendant,”You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer”. “You jerk!” Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” the judge continues. “Jerrrkkk!” Bellows the same man. The judge banks his gavel. “Sir”, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt “. I am sorry your Honor, says the man. “But I have been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he says he didn’t have one”. rj
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I do comedy magic. I would love to tell this joke on stage and see what reaction I get. I do sometimes use a comedy hammer prop.

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Jan 20, 2023 07:23:43   #
tuboshu Loc: Kennebunk, Maine
 

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Jan 20, 2023 08:17:25   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
Namvet69 wrote:
A judge tells the defendant,”You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer”. “You jerk!” Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” the judge continues. “Jerrrkkk!” Bellows the same man. The judge banks his gavel. “Sir”, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt “. I am sorry your Honor, says the man. “But I have been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he says he didn’t have one”. rj
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🤪👍

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Jan 20, 2023 09:24:46   #
Namvet69 Loc: Ohio
 
Commander Bell wrote:
I do comedy magic. I would love to tell this joke on stage and see what reaction I get. I do sometimes use a comedy hammer prop.


Go for it. Good by me.

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