" THE PARROT "




A woman went by the name of Bug went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," Bug asked the pet store owner.

The store owner Terry looked at Bug and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

Bug thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,


"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and Bug were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Butch came home from a day of fishing with plum.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi, Butch! "