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Jan 2, 2023 13:19:54   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
" THE PARROT "




A woman went by the name of Bug went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," Bug asked the pet store owner.

The store owner Terry looked at Bug and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

Bug thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,


"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and Bug were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Butch came home from a day of fishing with plum.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi, Butch! "

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Jan 2, 2023 13:47:35   #
D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca
 
So when is the services for Butch being held 👍

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Jan 2, 2023 13:54:17   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
D Tong wrote:
So when is the services for Butch being held 👍


Don't know when, but probably a closed casket 😁😂

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Jan 2, 2023 13:58:38   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
plumbob wrote:
" THE PARROT "




A woman went by the name of Bug went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," Bug asked the pet store owner.

The store owner Terry looked at Bug and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

Bug thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,


"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and Bug were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Butch came home from a day of fishing with plum.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi, Butch! "
" THE PARROT " br br br br br A wo... (show quote)



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Jan 2, 2023 14:25:17   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
plumbob wrote:
" THE PARROT "




A woman went by the name of Bug went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," Bug asked the pet store owner.

The store owner Terry looked at Bug and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

Bug thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,


"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and Bug were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Butch came home from a day of fishing with plum.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi, Butch! "
" THE PARROT " br br br br br A wo... (show quote)


Butch just can't help himself always starting something 🙄

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Jan 2, 2023 14:40:06   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
plumbob wrote:
" THE PARROT "




A woman went by the name of Bug went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," Bug asked the pet store owner.

The store owner Terry looked at Bug and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

Bug thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,


"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and Bug were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Butch came home from a day of fishing with plum.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi, Butch! "
" THE PARROT " br br br br br A wo... (show quote)


Great one plumbob.

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Jan 2, 2023 14:40:07   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
plumbob wrote:
" THE PARROT "




A woman went by the name of Bug went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," Bug asked the pet store owner.

The store owner Terry looked at Bug and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

Bug thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,


"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and Bug were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Butch came home from a day of fishing with plum.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi, Butch! "
" THE PARROT " br br br br br A wo... (show quote)


Good one Bob.
Poor Butch.

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Jan 2, 2023 15:06:36   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Sounds like you know Butch pretty well. Probably a good thing he walked in and not you

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Jan 2, 2023 16:07:42   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Slimshady wrote:
Sounds like you know Butch pretty well. Probably a good thing he walked in and not you


Well we have shared a story or two.

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Jan 2, 2023 17:21:57   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
plumbob wrote:
" THE PARROT "




A woman went by the name of Bug went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," Bug asked the pet store owner.

The store owner Terry looked at Bug and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

Bug thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,


"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and Bug were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Butch came home from a day of fishing with plum.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi, Butch! "
" THE PARROT " br br br br br A wo... (show quote)


Bob I should have started away from those three Ho Ho Ho's at Christmas. I needed a gut buster after this basement ordeal which will continue for a couple more weeks. No I'm not showing this to Bug. She may take me to e every pet store in the tri state area to see if any bird recognizes me 🤣🤣

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Jan 2, 2023 17:23:40   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Whitey wrote:
Butch just can't help himself always starting something 🙄


Yes but I finish it also Whitey 🤣🤣

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Jan 2, 2023 17:24:54   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
CamT wrote:
Don't know when, but probably a closed casket 😁😂


She'd make n ash outa me Cam 🤣🤣

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Jan 2, 2023 18:35:56   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Yes but I finish it also Whitey 🤣🤣


I'm sure she thought so 🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 2, 2023 19:06:44   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Whitey wrote:
I'm sure she thought so 🤣🤣🤣


Take pride in my work Whitey. Finish the project on time n leave the customer satisfied 😉😊

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Jan 2, 2023 19:10:13   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
Parrots lie

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