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Plumbob the TV Repairman
Dec 21, 2022 08:43:52   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired.

The TV repairman Plumbob couldn’t keep his eyes off of her.

Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her:

When he’d finished she paid him and said.

“I’m going to make a well unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”

Plumbob quickly agreed and she went on.

“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man sigh he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man.”

Plumbob could hardly speak.

“Yes! Yes!”

“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”

“Yes; yes!”

“Would you help me move the refrigerator?”

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Dec 21, 2022 08:46:35   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired.

The TV repairman Plumbob couldn’t keep his eyes off of her.

Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her:

When he’d finished she paid him and said.

“I’m going to make a well unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”

Plumbob quickly agreed and she went on.

“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man sigh he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man.”

Plumbob could hardly speak.

“Yes! Yes!”

“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”

“Yes; yes!”

“Would you help me move the refrigerator?”
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repair... (show quote)








Good one Troy

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Dec 21, 2022 09:37:50   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired.

The TV repairman Plumbob couldn’t keep his eyes off of her.

Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her:

When he’d finished she paid him and said.

“I’m going to make a well unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”

Plumbob quickly agreed and she went on.

“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man sigh he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man.”

Plumbob could hardly speak.

“Yes! Yes!”

“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”

“Yes; yes!”

“Would you help me move the refrigerator?”
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repair... (show quote)


I delivered furniture for a living back in the 80s…fell for that one more than a few times 😂

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Dec 21, 2022 14:42:49   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
At least she didn’t ask plumbob to fix the ice-maker!

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Dec 21, 2022 15:14:28   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired.

The TV repairman Plumbob couldn’t keep his eyes off of her.

Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her:

When he’d finished she paid him and said.

“I’m going to make a well unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”

Plumbob quickly agreed and she went on.

“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man sigh he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man.”

Plumbob could hardly speak.

“Yes! Yes!”

“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”

“Yes; yes!”

“Would you help me move the refrigerator?”
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repair... (show quote)


Plum is a mover😂

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Dec 21, 2022 15:15:58   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired.

The TV repairman Plumbob couldn’t keep his eyes off of her.

Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her:

When he’d finished she paid him and said.

“I’m going to make a well unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”

Plumbob quickly agreed and she went on.

“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man sigh he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man.”

Plumbob could hardly speak.

“Yes! Yes!”

“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”

“Yes; yes!”

“Would you help me move the refrigerator?”
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repair... (show quote)


Yes, I obliged the Lady in distress. And a gentleman will not discuss the tip that was received.

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Dec 21, 2022 18:34:15   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Kind of a groan, sorry.

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Dec 22, 2022 15:50:15   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired.

The TV repairman Plumbob couldn’t keep his eyes off of her.

Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her:

When he’d finished she paid him and said.

“I’m going to make a well unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”

Plumbob quickly agreed and she went on.

“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man sigh he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man.”

Plumbob could hardly speak.

“Yes! Yes!”

“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”

“Yes; yes!”

“Would you help me move the refrigerator?”
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repair... (show quote)


Sorta reminds me of a Rifle shooting team mate of mine, (true story) who took off from work in the morning to drive to a neighboring big city to go to the chiropractor to have his neck worked on. When he finished it was lunch time so he decided to get a hamburger at Burger King before heading back. He had gotten his order and was starting to eat it and he turned his head and glanced at a beautiful blond coming into the Burger King. She was wearing a very loose knit sweater where the gap between the weave/knit was maybe 1/2" and she was not wearing a Bra, so you know what was poking out thru the knit. Well he did the CLASSIC double take and literally put his neck out of joint and had to go back to the Chiropractor to have it "adjusted" again.

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Dec 22, 2022 18:09:27   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Sorta reminds me of a Rifle shooting team mate of mine, (true story) who took off from work in the morning to drive to a neighboring big city to go to the chiropractor to have his neck worked on. When he finished it was lunch time so he decided to get a hamburger at Burger King before heading back. He had gotten his order and was starting to eat it and he turned his head and glanced at a beautiful blond coming into the Burger King. She was wearing a very loose knit sweater where the gap between the weave/knit was maybe 1/2" and she was not wearing a Bra, so you know what was poking out thru the knit. Well he did the CLASSIC double take and literally put his neck out of joint and had to go back to the Chiropractor to have it "adjusted" again.
Sorta reminds me of a Rifle shooting team mate of ... (show quote)


LOL that could have very well taken his neck back out of joint.

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Dec 22, 2022 18:20:23   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Sorta reminds me of a Rifle shooting team mate of mine, (true story) who took off from work in the morning to drive to a neighboring big city to go to the chiropractor to have his neck worked on. When he finished it was lunch time so he decided to get a hamburger at Burger King before heading back. He had gotten his order and was starting to eat it and he turned his head and glanced at a beautiful blond coming into the Burger King. She was wearing a very loose knit sweater where the gap between the weave/knit was maybe 1/2" and she was not wearing a Bra, so you know what was poking out thru the knit. Well he did the CLASSIC double take and literally put his neck out of joint and had to go back to the Chiropractor to have it "adjusted" again.
Sorta reminds me of a Rifle shooting team mate of ... (show quote)



"She was wearing a very loose knit sweater where the gap between the weave/knit was maybe 1/2" and she was not wearing a Bra, so you know what was poking out thru the knit."

Was she returning some cold ONION RINGS?

Good thing your buddy was sitting down with his Whopper or else you could quip that the nip-slip caused him to trip & fracture his hip....


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Dec 22, 2022 20:32:46   #
Rayjay425 Loc: Mill Creek, Washington
 
My wife told me to take her clothes off and put her on the bed and I could do anything I wanted too. Got me all excited. I went out to my shop!

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Dec 23, 2022 07:19:45   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Rayjay425 wrote:
My wife told me to take her clothes off and put her on the bed and I could do anything I wanted too. Got me all excited. I went out to my shop!


Good idea 👍🤣

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Dec 23, 2022 07:21:52   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
plumbob wrote:
Yes, I obliged the Lady in distress. And a gentleman will not discuss the tip that was received.


As long as the tip doesn't require medical treatment a few days later 👍

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